New Anthem Just Dropped: “Kill the Farmer (But Gently, Constitutionally),” By Eric Ruger (Cape Town)
Good news out of South Africa! The government has officially clarified that chanting "Kill the Boer, kill the farmer" is not hate speech or incitement, it's just a vibe. A historical "liberation chant." Like "Kumbaya," except with more machetes. President Cyril Ramaphosa, who clearly moonlights as a spoken-word poet, has reassured the world that th...