Welcome to Country… on Mars! A Taxpayer-Funded Vision for Interplanetary Native Title! By James Reed

(Brought to you by the Australian Pseudo-Research Woke Excellence Grant of 2026 – only $528,491 of your tax dollars) G'day comrades of the cosmos, and welcome – sorry, I mean welcome to country. As every good Australian now knows, no public event, kindergarten assembly, or Zoom meeting can begin until we first acknowledge that we are gathering on s...

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The Cholesterol Myth is Dead – But Heart Disease is Still Killing Us: Welcome to the Age of Microplastics and Metabolic Chaos, By Mrs Vera West and Mrs Abigail Knight (Florida)

For seventy years the public in the West was sold a fairy tale: eat less butter, fewer eggs, less red meat, and switch to "heart-healthy" margarine and vegetable oils and heart disease would vanish. The architect of that fairy tale was Ancel Keys, a biologist with no formal training in cardiology or epidemiology who cherry-picked six (later seven) ...

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The Great Soup Scandal: When a VP’s Rant Spilled More Than the Can, By Mrs (Dr) Abigail Knight (Florida)

On November 25, 2025, Campbell Soup Company—an American pantry staple for more than a century—found itself at the centre of an unexpected storm. A leaked audio recording, purportedly capturing a salary-negotiation meeting, surfaced online and ignited a viral backlash. In the clip, a voice attributed to Campbell's Vice President and Chief Informatio...

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Dark Storm Clouds Gather: The Radical Left's Violent Revival and the Echoes of 1970s Mayhem, By Charles Taylor (Florida)

Infowars claims Antifa and "Democrat militias" are surging in numbers, compiling hit lists of Republicans and terrorising flag-flying patriots with death-threat Christmas cards. X posts amplify the alarm, with users decrying unchecked Left-wing militants disrupting conservative events and evading accountability despite recent terrorist designations...

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The Burqa Stunt: A Theatrical Play for Free Speech in Australia's Senate, By Paul Walker

On November 24, 2025, the Australian Senate learned — again — that decorum is no substitute for debate. Pauline Hanson, the indefatigable 71-year-old leader of One Nation, entered the chamber draped in a black burqa, a burst of floral fabric visible beneath the veil like a flare fired into institutional complacency. It was a deliberate, declarative...

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The Global Gag Reflex: How Leftist Governments Are Choking Free Speech to Ram Through Their Radical Remake, By Richard Miller (Londonistan)

Picture this: You're in a pub in Manchester (or soon Melbourne), nursing a pint, when a mate pipes up about the latest jihad attack — say, the one that just rocked London in October 2025, leaving three dead and a community shell-shocked. You nod, mutter something about patterns in ideology, and suddenly, the room freezes. Not because your take's wr...

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Dragon's Gambit: How the West Can Checkmate China's Economic Siege, By Paul Walker

Placed on in the grand chessboard of global trade, China plays like a grandmaster with a stacked deck — command economy fiat allowing overcapacity dumps, rare-earth chokepoints, and supply-chain strangleholds that bleed Western jobs and industries dry. As 2025 closes with Beijing eyeing a record-shattering $1 trillion+ trade surplus (up from $992 b...

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The Great European Drone Panic of 2025: When a Cargo Plane Became Putin’s Personal Hobby Quadcopter! By Richard Miller (Londonistan)

 Gather round, children of the free and enlightened West, for I bring you the greatest military thriller of our time. Title: Operation Flashlight McDroneFace Plot summary: For weeks in late 2025, the entire continent of Europe collectively lost its ever-loving mind because someone spotted blinking lights in the sky at night. Naturally, the onl...

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Labour's Ill-Fated Quest: The Flaws in Redefining Islamophobia as "Anti-Muslim Hate," By Richard Miller (Londonistan)

UK Labour's attempt to codify a definition of Islamophobia — or its rebranded cousin, "anti-Muslim hate" — has ignited a firestorm of criticism. What began as an earnest effort to combat prejudice against Muslims has morphed into a cautionary tale of overreach, public backlash, and unintended consequences. I see this not as an attack on any communi...

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The Demon's Toolkit: How AI is Weaponising the Literature We Thought We Knew, By Professor X

Last time, we stared into the abyss of the Cartesian demon reborn as a 405B-parameter LLM, capable of conjuring entire scientific corpora that fool even the jaded. You read a paper claiming waffles accelerate baldness? It might be a real study from a mid-tier journal, p-hacked into oblivion by desperate postdocs. Or it might be a hallucinated artif...

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The $53.6 Billion Education Export Myth: Australia’s Greatest Statistical Con Job, By Paul Walker and James Reed

Every month the same hysterical chorus belts out a louder, more breathless lie: "Education is Australia's third-biggest export!" "$50 billion and climbing!" "Bigger than coal, bigger than iron ore, bigger than natural gas combined!" Recently the Australian Bureau of Statistics quietly admitted what the rest of us have known for years: the entire $5...

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The Cross That Terrifies the Two Towers: Why Resurgent Christianity is the Globalist Elite’s Worst Nightmare! By Peter West

 US journalist David Brooks is at it again; see link below. From the plush safety of his New York Times perch, he sighs the sigh of a disappointed professor grading a paper from a promising but wayward student. Christians, he laments, are becoming too loud, too certain, too unwilling to fold their convictions into the approved beige of elite c...

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Escape Hatches for the Elite: Sowing Chaos, Reaping Bunkers – But NOT Skipping the Bitter Harvest, By John Steele and James Reed

Coiled in the gilded echo chambers of Davos and Silicon Valley, the ultra-rich preach "build back better" with the fervour of televangelists. Open borders? Climate migration? Debt-fuelled utopias? All part of the grand plan to "save" us plebs from ourselves. But when the bill comes due — crime waves crashing like tsunamis, economies wheezing on lif...

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The CCP's Iron Fist Tightens: Escalating War on China's Underground Christians – 18 Pastors Charged in Historic Crackdown, By Peter West

In the shadowed underbelly of Xi Jinping's "harmonious" China, where crosses are shaved from rooftops and Bibles branded contraband, the hammer falls harder than ever. Just weeks after a nationwide blitz on October 9, 2025, that snared nearly 30 leaders of the Beijing Zion Church, authorities have now formally arrested 18 pastors and co-workers, ch...

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If We Can Close 50 Universities, Why Not the Lot? A Case for the Great Academic Purge! By James Reed and Richard Miller (Londonistan)

 News that up to 50 universities in England could shutter within the next two to three years has sparked the usual hand-wringing: "Crisis!" cry the vice-chancellors, clutching their oat milk lattes. "Turmoil!" echo the education correspondents, who seem to view higher education less as a pursuit of truth and more as a subsidised jobs program f...

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Europe is No Longer Safe for Women, and Importing Millions More Migrants Will Make it Worse, By Mrs Brittany Miller (Londonistan)

 Warning: shocking content: The BBC's Sofia Bettiza just published a piece that should be required reading for every politician who still parrots the line that "Europe is a continent of refuge." Her story follows Esther from Lagos and Nina from Kosovo — two women among a fast-rising tide of single females gambling everything on the Mediterrane...

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The Climate Cult's Myths Exposed: Diesel Dreams, Gas, Coal Realities, and the Fossil Fuel Future, By James Reed

Picture this: A self-proclaimed "driller and fracker" from the oil patch steps up to the mic at The Blaze, spilling five unvarnished truths that torch the green gospel. "Peak oil isn't real. 'Energy transition' isn't happening," he declares, calling out the "cult's 'green future'" as a scam fuelled by diesel, coal, and outright lies. It's ringing t...

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Creativity: Your Brain's Secret Weapon Against the Ravages of Time! By Mrs Vera West

Imagine if the key to keeping your brain sharp, warding off the fog of aging, and even slashing your biological clock by up to seven years wasn't some exotic supplement or high-tech gadget, but something as simple and joyful as picking up a paintbrush, strumming a guitar, or diving into a strategy game. That's the tantalising promise from a groundb...

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No Clear Shot: Unpacking the 9/11 Pentagon "No Plane" Claim and What It Really Means, By Chris Knight (Florida)

Despite the Pentagon being one of the most surveilled spots on Earth, there's "not a single clear video or photo" of American Airlines Flight 77—a Boeing 757—approaching, manoeuvring, or slamming into the building at 9:37 a.m. on September 11, 2001. Author Michael Atkinson argues that 2001-era cameras (7.5-15 fps) could've captured the 155-foot jet...

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The 2025 Australian Ministerial Christmas Card: “Family Travel Edition,” By James Reed

Dear Taxpayers, Season's greetings from Canberra, where the summer sun is shining, the barbecues are sizzling, and your hard-earned dollars are winging their way to ski fields, grand finals, the Formula 1 in Melbourne, the Boxing Day Test, and (because why not?) an "exclusive Uluru sunset dinner" that somehow required the Labor clan to be on the of...

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