A friend, of sorts, told me, while I was in the library, about to write this article, that he did not accept the Covid-19 lab leak hypothesis, since, not because he did not believe that it could have come from communist China, but because gain-of-function research is not well advanced, and no-one could do this anyway. That is the first time I heard that one, and it is a position that, if true, would have been rolled out by communist China’s defenders long ago. Since it was not, and since weighty genetic authorities, such as the late Professor Luc Montagnier, Nobel Prize winner, disagreed, and saw how this virus could have been constructed, I will go with the professor over the bald-headed fat guy who said this. And, as well, we now have the Wall Street Journal running with the story that both the FBI and US energy Department, now accept the Wuhan lab leak hypothesis.