A water shortage here in green old Britain? The water authorities think so, and believe that Britain will run out of water in 20 years. Well, as I write, it is like a Nonchain deluge, so why isn’t that water saved? And to top it off, we have been told not to flush the toilets after a pee. I don’t want to go into details, but that is not hygienic at all, certainly not for ladies. This is something that should not even be discussed, but as detailed below it is now a public policy issue, showing how absurd our times are. Really, though, a fifth of our water supply, over three billion litres, is lost to leakage every day. The water companies are terrible at detecting and fixing leaks. You see water leaks everywhere here in London. So, when they fix the leaks, I will fix mine, so to speak!