The West is Rome, 2025 Edition: The Golden Age That Forgot How it Got Golden, By James Reed

Rome didn't fall because the barbarians got stronger. Rome fell because Rome got weaker — fat, entitled, and convinced that the good times were permanent. Sound familiar? In 2025 we are living through the most astonishing golden age in human history, and we are doing exactly what the late Romans did: treating the miracle like background noise, expa...

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The First Right: Why Self-Defence is Older Than Law, Older Than the State, and Older Than Any Parliament That Pretends to “Grant” It, By John Steele and Richard Miller (Londonistan)

Before there was law, before there was a king, before there was even a village, there was a man with a rock in his hand and a simple, non-negotiable truth: If someone comes to take my life, my body, or my freedom, I will stop them by any means I possess. That is not a "British value" added in 1689. That is not a "human right" invented in 1948. That...

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The Most Spoiled Generation in History: How We Forgot That Even Our Homeless Live Better Than Yesterday’s Kings! By Mrs Vera West

We are the first humans in history who have completely lost the plot of how good we have it. A homeless man in Berlin or Toronto can wake up under a bridge, wrapped in a synthetic sleeping bag that keeps him warm at -20 °C, drink from a public fountain that delivers cleaner water than Louis XIV ever tasted, charge a smartphone that gives him access...

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The Cancellation of James Watson Marked Our Descent into a Time of Anti-Genius and the Fall of Civilization, By Edward Dutton

Civilization advances because, every so often, individuals with extraordinary minds produce insights the rest of us could never reach. Without such rare figures, the modern world — from the railway or the motor car to digital technology — simply wouldn't exist. James Watson, who passed away on November 6, 2025 at the age of 97, was almost universal...

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Sorry, Leo: The Jobs That Need to Die First Are Yours: Why Hollywood’s Panic Over AI Is the Best News Creative People Have Heard in Decades! By Chris Knight (Florida)

Leonardo DiCaprio, fresh off another yacht summer and another sermon about carbon footprints, has declared that AI can never be art because it lacks "humanity." Without a soul, he says, it just "dissipates into the ether of other internet junk." Translation: Please don't make my $30 million salary obsolete. He's not wrong that a lot of AI art slop ...

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Diversity is Our Strength! Let's Test It by Relocating Somalia to Minnesota – A Modest Proposal, By Charles Taylor (Florida)

 Ah, "diversity is our strength." It's the mantra chanted from every progressive podium, the bumper sticker on every electric SUV, the hashtag that turns viral faster than a cat video. But what if we took it seriously? I mean, really seriously. Not just a sprinkle of cultural festivals or a dash of international cuisine at the local food truck...

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Won't Somebody Think of the Children! Senator Babet,

If the Albanese Government truly cared about children, they'd start by opposing their murder in the womb. The government's social media ban came into effect today, a supposed bid to "protect the welfare of children." Give me a break. If the Albanese Government truly cared about children, they'd start by opposing their murder in the womb. I couldn't...

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The Manosphere Doesn’t Exist in a Vacuum: A Full-Blooded Masculine Response to the Latest Academic Panic Piece, By John Steele and James Reed

On December 11, 2025, The Conversation dropped another predictable hit-piece: "From violence to sexism, the manosphere is doing real-world harm." Two Monash University academics, both supported by feminist-aligned research councils and women's safety bodies, wrung their hands about the "dark, growing" corner of the internet that is apparently radic...

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Save the Bats, Save the Neighbourhood: The Radioactive Fallout of Mass Immigration and the Only Weapons That Still Work, By Richard Miller (Londonistan)

Welcome to 2025, almost 2026, where the last legal way to stop a UK asylum mega-centre in your backyard is no longer "we don't want 420 strangers dumped on our street." That argument is racist, fascist, and probably illegal to utter in polite German company. Instead, the only acceptable battle cry is: "Think of the bats!" And it works. In the leafy...

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One WhatsApp Voice Note = 30 Years Jail: Venezuela Today, Britain and Australia Tomorrow! By Brian Simpson

A 65-year-old doctor records a private WhatsApp voice note complaining that the regime can't even deliver cooking-gas cylinders. She is arrested, charged with "treason," "incitement to hatred," and "conspiracy." Sentence: 30 years in a Venezuelan prison. She has already suffered two heart attacks behind bars. And the single most chilling detail is ...

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Welcome to Country… on Mars! A Taxpayer-Funded Vision for Interplanetary Native Title! By James Reed

(Brought to you by the Australian Pseudo-Research Woke Excellence Grant of 2026 – only $528,491 of your tax dollars) G'day comrades of the cosmos, and welcome – sorry, I mean welcome to country. As every good Australian now knows, no public event, kindergarten assembly, or Zoom meeting can begin until we first acknowledge that we are gathering on s...

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The Cholesterol Myth is Dead – But Heart Disease is Still Killing Us: Welcome to the Age of Microplastics and Metabolic Chaos, By Mrs Vera West and Mrs Abigail Knight (Florida)

For seventy years the public in the West was sold a fairy tale: eat less butter, fewer eggs, less red meat, and switch to "heart-healthy" margarine and vegetable oils and heart disease would vanish. The architect of that fairy tale was Ancel Keys, a biologist with no formal training in cardiology or epidemiology who cherry-picked six (later seven) ...

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The Great Soup Scandal: When a VP’s Rant Spilled More Than the Can, By Mrs (Dr) Abigail Knight (Florida)

On November 25, 2025, Campbell Soup Company—an American pantry staple for more than a century—found itself at the centre of an unexpected storm. A leaked audio recording, purportedly capturing a salary-negotiation meeting, surfaced online and ignited a viral backlash. In the clip, a voice attributed to Campbell's Vice President and Chief Informatio...

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Dark Storm Clouds Gather: The Radical Left's Violent Revival and the Echoes of 1970s Mayhem, By Charles Taylor (Florida)

Infowars claims Antifa and "Democrat militias" are surging in numbers, compiling hit lists of Republicans and terrorising flag-flying patriots with death-threat Christmas cards. X posts amplify the alarm, with users decrying unchecked Left-wing militants disrupting conservative events and evading accountability despite recent terrorist designations...

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The Burqa Stunt: A Theatrical Play for Free Speech in Australia's Senate, By Paul Walker

On November 24, 2025, the Australian Senate learned — again — that decorum is no substitute for debate. Pauline Hanson, the indefatigable 71-year-old leader of One Nation, entered the chamber draped in a black burqa, a burst of floral fabric visible beneath the veil like a flare fired into institutional complacency. It was a deliberate, declarative...

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The Global Gag Reflex: How Leftist Governments Are Choking Free Speech to Ram Through Their Radical Remake, By Richard Miller (Londonistan)

Picture this: You're in a pub in Manchester (or soon Melbourne), nursing a pint, when a mate pipes up about the latest jihad attack — say, the one that just rocked London in October 2025, leaving three dead and a community shell-shocked. You nod, mutter something about patterns in ideology, and suddenly, the room freezes. Not because your take's wr...

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Dragon's Gambit: How the West Can Checkmate China's Economic Siege, By Paul Walker

Placed on in the grand chessboard of global trade, China plays like a grandmaster with a stacked deck — command economy fiat allowing overcapacity dumps, rare-earth chokepoints, and supply-chain strangleholds that bleed Western jobs and industries dry. As 2025 closes with Beijing eyeing a record-shattering $1 trillion+ trade surplus (up from $992 b...

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The Great European Drone Panic of 2025: When a Cargo Plane Became Putin’s Personal Hobby Quadcopter! By Richard Miller (Londonistan)

 Gather round, children of the free and enlightened West, for I bring you the greatest military thriller of our time. Title: Operation Flashlight McDroneFace Plot summary: For weeks in late 2025, the entire continent of Europe collectively lost its ever-loving mind because someone spotted blinking lights in the sky at night. Naturally, the onl...

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Labour's Ill-Fated Quest: The Flaws in Redefining Islamophobia as "Anti-Muslim Hate," By Richard Miller (Londonistan)

UK Labour's attempt to codify a definition of Islamophobia — or its rebranded cousin, "anti-Muslim hate" — has ignited a firestorm of criticism. What began as an earnest effort to combat prejudice against Muslims has morphed into a cautionary tale of overreach, public backlash, and unintended consequences. I see this not as an attack on any communi...

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The Demon's Toolkit: How AI is Weaponising the Literature We Thought We Knew, By Professor X

Last time, we stared into the abyss of the Cartesian demon reborn as a 405B-parameter LLM, capable of conjuring entire scientific corpora that fool even the jaded. You read a paper claiming waffles accelerate baldness? It might be a real study from a mid-tier journal, p-hacked into oblivion by desperate postdocs. Or it might be a hallucinated artif...

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