There was, once upon a time in China, a mysterious land, far, far away, in space and time, two neighbours who fell into a rather nasty dispute. One neighbour had trees that the other neighbour cut down and he took the wood. The aggrieved neighbour took revenge by taking his trusty flash light and scared the neighbour’s chickens to death. This led to a large fine, but the chicken-slayer went to the next level and killed hundred of more chickens. We do not know if there was yet another round of this business. Maybe H5N1 bird flu got to the chickens first?