What a great idea to have Coviddy incentives to get the jab, as is occurring across the West to deal with vaccine hesitancy, people coy about things like blood clots and other minor maladies, like death, which, of course, is silly. Lottery tickets and sometimes food, maybe a Trump-size cheese burger, two cartons of eggs, whatever left-overs there are. Even slightly off milk could be used.
But, gifts of alcohol, cheap plonk is the real way to go! People could get smashed, after giving consent, and any number of vaccines could be pumped into them, increasing profits for Big Pharma … no that is not right … increasing public health by leaps and bounds! For a good bottle of whisky, I would be happy to have all the Covid vaccines simultaneously from every square inch of skin, washed down with 24 rabies vaccines, just in case I get so crazed I start biting dogs and eating Wuhan bats! If one thinks this is weird, please read on: