Can you believe it? Over one million dollars we pay out just for a bunch of drongos to sell us out, and destroy our freedoms. Really, as indicated in the title, hired monkeys would perform just as well. I mean, Joe Biden is presumably human but is operated by voices beamed into his head, so surely Elon Tusk could put chips into monkeys and make a Planet of the Apes for us. And, I must apologise to my fellow primates for equating them with politicians. Monkeys are beautiful creatures!
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