The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Roundup By Paul Walker

     The bad; talk about the police state; two million New Zealanders have a police alert next to their name, even for having a gun licence. Think about what the Aussie cops have!
  https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12222308

     The bad; this is terrible racism: slim people think that fat people are somewhat sub-human, a shocking prejudice.
  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6887481/Slim-people-overweight-people-evolved-human-shocking-study-finds.html

     The puzzling; a US women’s body had its organs in all the wrong places, or maybe there was no right place to have an organ in the beginning:
  https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/04/08/oregon-woman-99-organs-wrong-side-body/3405878002/

     The ugly; a woman was found to have four wasps living in her eyes, drinking her tears. Could this be metaphor for the fate of mankind?
  https://www.smh.com.au/world/asia/doctors-reportedly-find-four-bees-living-in-woman-s-eye-feeding-off-her-tears-20190411-p51d13.html

     The good; a poacher gets killed by a noble elephant, and then his body eaten by lions. Talk about the revenge of Mother Nature:
  https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/apr/08/rhino-poacher-killed-by-an-elephant-and-then-devoured-by-lions

     The ugly; coming soon to your local supermarket, the magic consent condom that requires four hands to open. Then there will be the condom requiring an entire football team to open, but that could be a problem in itself, given what we know about footballers. It must be because they get to handle such a large leather inflatable object.
  https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/this-consent-condom-takes-four-hands-to-open/news-story/02615661e370e278ecd5d72f68a7819c

     The crazy; only in the universities; aliens are already here and breeding with us to save us from climate change. No, he does not mean illegal migrants, but extra-terrestrial ones. When does the bs end? When the universities end.
  https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/aliens-are-already-here-and-breeding-with-us-says-oxford-lecturer-ck9xp8pbc

     The good; have you ever wondered why Greek statues of heroes all have small penises? No, I don’t care either. Move on.
  https://www.artsy.net/article/artsy-editorial-ancient-greek-sculptures-small-penises

     We end with this classic music from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly:
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkM71JPHfjk

     Beautiful, eh? I am glad that I could work that one in.

Authorised by K. W. Grundy
13 Carsten Court, Happy Valley, SA.

 

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Wednesday, 10 August 2022