Why Do the Left Chew Up Everything? By Uncle Len, Dog Lover

     Many people have Leftoids as pets in their home and have the problem that apart from difficulties in house training them, as they tend to go do their toilet whenever the urge is great, and wherever, these strange furry, or fury, pets chew up everything. Well, this article explains that this is just the Leftoids way of exploring the environment, as they investigate with their noses:
https://www.livescience.com/61096-why-dogs-chew-everything.html

     Wait! In my senility, I just made a terrible error and confused Leftoids with dogs. It was a bad mistake. Sure, in a metaphorical sense, Leftoids really do chew everything up, but your dog does it because he/she loves you, while the Leftoid just wants to kill you, maybe literally:
http://www.catholic.org/news/politics/story.php?id=75241
http://www.breitbart.com/big-journalism/2017/06/21/ann-coulter-left-one-argument-kill/