UFOs and Nukes By Brian Simpson

     When working in dark depressing places that we work on, day after day, week after week, eventually either your mind explodes or you start wandering. It has happened to me; I got to doing some research on UFOs and nuclear weapons. I mean if the little green men are out there, watching us, and stealing our cattle, as well as probing human digestive systems, which, after all, is what an intelligent life form would be eager to do after travelling through wormholes to reach Earth, nuclear weapons might cause them some concern. Well, the short of the long, after one goes through all of this, maybe dozing off a few times, is that the green men are concerned about nukes, and have the techy to deactivate them.

“Whatever the mysterious lights in the sky were, they seemed to have an interest in our nukes. One of the more out-of-the-ordinary press conferences held in Washington this week consisted of former Air Force personnel testifying to the existence of UFOs and their ability to neutralize American and Russian nuclear missiles. UFO researcher Robert Hastings of Albuquerque, N.M., who organized the National Press Club briefing, said more than 120 former service members had told him they'd seen unidentified flying objects near nuclear weapon storage and testing grounds. Star & Stripes quoted former Air Force Capt. Robert Salas, who was at Malmstrom Air Force Base in Montana in 1967 when 10 ICMs he was overseeing suddenly became inoperative - at the same time base security informed him of a mysterious red glowing object in the sky. Robert Jamison, a retired USAF nuclear missile targeting officer, told of several occasions having to go out and "re-start" missiles that had been deactivated, after UFOs were sighted nearby. Similar sightings at nuclear sites in the former Soviet Union and in Britain were related. CBS Affiliate KSWT describes "Britain's Roswell," a case of unidentified phenomena in December 1980 incident near two Royal Air Force Bases in Suffolk, England. Several U.S. Air Force personnel reported seeing a strange metallic object hovering in Rendlesham Forest near RAF Woodbridge, and found three depressions in the ground. Speaking at Monday's press briefing, retired USAF Col. Charles Halt said that in December 1980, when he was deputy base commander at RAF Bentwaters, strange lights in the forest were investigated by three patrolmen. Halt said they reported approaching a triangular craft, "approximately three meters on a side, dark metallic in appearance with strange markings. They were observing it for a period of time, and then it very quickly and silently vanished at high speed."

     Clearly the little green men are getting ready for an invasion, and are preparing to neutralise the Earth’s nukes. But, why? The Left will no doubt claim that they are climate refugees looking for a place to call home, and it would be racist not to allow the rest of the universe to colonise Earth. After all, evil whites did this to the world, dragging people into Western civilisation, so what right have we to oppose the Martians likewise conquering Earth?



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