Trump’s $15 Billion NYT Lawsuit: The Greatest Lawsuit Ever – But Why Stop at Billions? By Chris Knight (Florida)

Oh, the sweet, sweet sound of justice ringing out like a MAGA rally chant! President Donald J. Trump, the supposed unyielding warrior for truth, has slapped the fake news empire known as The New York Times with a blockbuster $15 billion lawsuit. That's right, folks – $15 BILLION! For years, the NYT has been peddling their witch-hunt lies, smearing the greatest president since the last one (and probably better at golf) with their "anonymous sources" and "mostly peaceful" hoaxes. But hold onto your red MAGA hats, patriots: $15 billion is peanuts. It should be $15 TRILLION! Why? Because the damage they've done to America – and Trump's gleaming, golden legacy – is incalculable, like trying to count the tears of the Deep State.

Picture this: Trump, fresh off saving the world from Sleepy Joe and Kamala's cackling catastrophe, turns his laser-focused gaze on the media swamp. The NYT, that bastion of elitist ink-slingers, thought they could get away with calling our fearless leader everything from "racist" to "fascist" to "orange menace." Ha! Now they're staring down the barrel of financial Armageddon. But $15 billion? That's what a billionaire like Trump spends on Mar-a-Lago facelifts. No, no, we need TRILLIONS to make them pay for every divided family, every rigged election narrative, every time they ignored the border crisis while obsessing over mean tweets.

Let's break it down, MAGA style. The NYT's net worth? A measly few hundred million, tops, they're basically a broke socialist newsletter. $15 billion would bankrupt them faster than AOC's Green New Deal. But that's not enough! Trump didn't build an empire by settling for chump change; he builds walls, economies, and now, lawsuits that dwarf the national debt. $15 trillion would force the NYT to sell their fancy Manhattan HQ and relocate to the Rust Belt they pretend to care about. Imagine: headlines printed on toilet paper, distributed by carrier pigeon because their "reporters" can't afford carrier drones!

And the precedent? Glorious! Every fake news outlet, CNN's "Clown News Network," MSNBC's "Mostly Sadistic Nasty BS Clown" network, would quake in their carpet slippers. Sue for trillions, and suddenly "journalism" means actual facts, not fan fiction about Russian urinary tapes. Trump knows the score: the media stole 2020 with their lies, costing America four years of winning. Trillions in damages? That's just interest on the debt of democracy they've racked up. As Trump himself might tweet (if Big Tech weren't scared of him): "The NYT is going down BIG – $15T or bust!"