Troubles in Transgender Paradise By A Boy Called Sue (Psss…It’s Uncle Len, in Disguise!)

     I have nothing against transgender people – some of my best friends are transgender. It means having blue hair, doesn’t it? There are lots of such ladies in the nursing home I visit, where I get to talk to them, and eat their scrap sandwiches, or is that sandwich scraps? Or, just scraps? I hope that I have got my facts right and are not making a fool of myself. But, then, using comas with precision, how would that be even possible?

     Well, some transgender folk in America have hearts that are not filled with the warmth and love for all humanity that I have:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rleFAS_B04 
    Consider transgender reality TV star Caitlyn Jenner, who, I was utterly amazed to learn, supports President Donald Trump. See, she is a good person, and all those internet jokes are just sick. Anyway, she said that Trump was “very much behind the LGBT community.” Truly amazing.

     Another transgender activist Ashlee Marie Preston called poor Caitlyn a fake, and used a very rude word, which as a good conservative I won’t repeat. This must have hurt Caitlyn’s feelings and made her cry, causing her stuff women put under their eyes, to run. After all, Donny Trump does not want transgendered people in the military, knowing that they are the best fighters… well, along with minorities, people of colour, gay people, women, women of colour, and disabled people, such as the blind, as the TV show Daredevil illustrates:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daredevil_(TV_series). It is on TV, so it must be real.

     Anyway, Caitlyn, once again, has said it better than me:
http://variety.com/2017/biz/news/caitlyn-jenner-trump-transgender-military-ban-1202507160/. Scientists tell us that the medical costs of transgenders in the military, are “minimal”:
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/cost-of-medical-care-for-transgender-service-members-would-be-minimal-studies-show/
and  social justice must come before national security, as the Pope told us:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/21/pope-francis-prioritise-migrants-dignity-over-national-security.

     How can we possibly have one world of universal love, peace, harmony and socialism,  if people who should stick together say things that hurt people’s feelings and make them feel bad about themselves? http://www.breitbart.com/big-hollywood/2017/08/28/transgender-activist-confronts-caitlyn-jenner/

     We must all work together, holding hands, singing:
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh…

 to end the hate, mate, before it all goes down the grate!