Trolling Black Lives Matter By Charles Taylor
Here is a bit of entertainment, as comedian Cassady Campbell trolls the Frisco City Council dressed as a Black Lives Matter activist. He proposes a George Floyd bill demanding reparations and other utterly absurd “woke” policies for schools, completely over the top. Amazingly, only one official seemed to cotton on that they were having their legs pulled, and asked, do we have to hear this. But, hear it they did.
“Comedian and activist Cassady Campbell trolled the Frisco City Council dressed as a Black Lives Matter activist, proposing a George Floyd bill demanding reparations and other ludicrous “woke” policies for schools.
Campbell proposed the “To Say His Name Bill” to honor “my homie George Floyd” who has been “sober for two years,” during the Texas city council meeting last month.
“So I just got my ancestry DNA test back, and I’m 2% black. The reason I’m up here today is because you all trifling and we need to honor my homie, George Lloyd, who has now been sober for two years. And this is going to be called, To Say His Name Bill,” Campbell said.
“So first of all, let’s take a knee to the Pledge of Allegiance of George Floyd. Well, I recite the pledge. Everybody take a knee, please,” Campbell demanded.
“I pledge allegiance to George Floyd and the Black Lives Matter movement and the causes for which they stand. One sentence, ‘I can’t breathe with methamphetamine and fentanyl for all,” he continued.
Campbell then outlined the Say His Name Bill, which included proposals to force white students to surrender their lunch money to black students and do their homework, make white children sit in the back of the bus, and give black students a baseline grade of 80% while white students start at 0%.
“So first of all, white kids need to hold their breath for eight minutes every day. White kids have to do the black kids’ school work. White kids have to give black kids their lunch money or else they go to the principal’s office. Everyone will watch George Floyd’s sex tape and write an essay on it. Every Veterans Day, we will honor George Floyd as he served as a security guard for the Salvation Army,” Campbell announced.
“Kids can receive bonus points in the classroom if they hold a pregnant woman at gunpoint. Kids can receive bonus points for using counterfeit $20 bills,” he continued. “Kids can receive bonus points if they record themselves having to fend all overdose and live. Students should purposely provoke the police because they’re racist and try their best to receive police mutation and be celebrated by BLM with a peaceful protest. Students will be encouraged to do everything possible to get shot by the police and do not comply.”
“White kids will sit in the back of the bus so that they can live the experience of Rosa Parks. Black kids will start with a baseline grade on all schoolwork of 80% and white kids will start with 0%. In order to end racism, students will post a black square on all social media platforms to end racism and spread equality. Premade Molotov cocktails will be for sale in the school store and they will be highly encouraged that they are used on school police cars. If a white kid acts up in the classroom, the teacher will be called to put on a knee on his neck,” Campbell added.
Campbell also called for participants of black-on-black shootings to be celebrated as “national heroes” against white supremacy in honor of Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot.
“If a black kid shoots someone in school, it will be justified and labeled as self-defense because he was bullied no matter what due to skin color and he will be celebrated as a national hero. Black kids will be issued guns in school for protection against white supremacy. The “N-word” will be called a trigger word which means they will now be allowed to pull it. Black-on-black crime will be encouraged as it is in Chicago in order to end white supremacy. In the name of the greatest Mayor of all time, Lori Lightfoot,” said Campbell.
Earlier this month, Campbell reprised his BLM persona to attempt to vote in a Texas election without a voter ID, calling the law “racist.”
Fortunately, he was unsuccessful.
Campbell also went viral pretending to be a die-hard Biden voter during a city council meeting in March, calling for more COVID vaccines and war in Ukraine, and praising World Economic Founder Klaus Schwab.”
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