Stages 5, 6 and Stage 50 Lock Downs? Sure. By Brian Simpson

     With our state of Victoria in stage 4 lock down, and people like James Reed going to the next level and hiding in an air-proof steel filing cabinet, we should contemplate the words of our premier, who is toying with stage 5 lock downs. Maybe one could go beyond this, perhaps entombing everybody under quick-drying cement? That should stop the spread of the bug. Also, Vlad Putin could generously unload 50,000 or so Satan 2 missiles on our state, which would also reduce the spread of Covid-19, by a process of nuclear sterilisation, like with surgical equipment. I know that this is a somewhat radical idea, some may say even a little silly, to level the entire country to mere atoms, but we must engage in creative thinking if we are to end the plague of all plagues. I am pretty sure the SARS-CoV-2 virus would not survive nuclear annihilation: problem solved! As always, people are collateral damage. Face masks are good, but do not go far enough.
  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8589995/Dan-Andrews-Stage-Five-Melbournes-lockdown-restrictions-actually-go.html?ito=push-notification&ci=26358&si=12817605

“In announcing Stage Four on Monday, Mr Andrews suggested Melbourne residents could face a 'Stage Five'. 'It's hard to imagine what a Stage Five might look like. But it would radically change the way people live,' he said. 'Not just rules on when and where you can go shopping – but restrictions on going shopping at all.' The Premier later insisted there was 'no Stage Five' and his Chief Health Officer Brett Sutton described it as 'inconceivable'. But Mr Andrews then said if Stage Four did not have the desired effect 'we will have to develop a set of rules that will even further limit people's movement'. Disease expert Professor Tony Blakely said while the government could go 'not much further', Mr Andrews could still take further steps if necessary. Under a Stage Five, it's highly likely many further workplaces would close their doors, the epidemiologist told Daily Mail Australia. 'For example, construction would just completely close, takeaways would no longer be doing contactless takeaway, it would be that type of thing,' Prof Blakely said. 'Other places you could go include you could tighten up the stay-at-home order. 'We could only be allowed to out once a week to do go shopping. 'You could start talking about what happens in the household more, so for example, mask-wearing in the household. 'That sounds silly and it probably is silly but it would help a bit because some of the chains of transmission are in households - (but) probably more talking about how people in quarantine are keeping quite separate in the household. 'You could impose harder geographic boundaries - a one kilometre radius from the home, that sort of thing.'”

     I think the idea of face masks in the home is an utterly fantastic idea. But, make it full-gas masks, with air tanks, just to be sure. It would clearly stop domestic violence, a terrible thing done by men, who are all evil, because now they will be struggling to find air to breathe, which will keep their minds focused. Also, get rid of even once a week shopping: have no shopping all. As people slowly starve to death, this will cure the obesity crisis, which in turn will reduce medical and health costs. Desperate times surely require desperate measures.

 

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