Sex and the Right Wingers By Mrs Vera West

     Ah! Now I have your attention, time for a little talk about the birds and the bees, or how extreme right-wingers (note the bird metaphor, i.e. “wings”), have better sex lives than feral drug-soaked Leftoids:
  https://www.iflscience.com/editors-blog/very-right-wing-europeans-are-the-most-satisfied-with-their-sex-lives/

“As reported by Buzzfeed, a YouGov survey asking five European countries about their sex lives found that those on the far-right of the political spectrum were the most satisfied with their bedroom antics. Generally speaking, those on the left and far-left were among the least satisfied. The survey of more than 19,000 people across the UK, France, Sweden, Germany, and Denmark was conducted for Sex, Lies and the Ballot Box, a new book due out this week. With no exceptions, those describing themselves as “very right wing” were far happier with their frisky frivolities than anyone else on the spectrum. Those considering themselves to be “centrist” were somewhat happier with their sex lives than those on the “right,” but anyone further left tended to be the least happy.

The three unhappiest cohorts were France’s right wingers, with 67 percent of them satisfied, and Britain and Sweden’s “left wing” cohort, who came out worst at just 66 percent satisfied. By a clear margin, Germany’s far-right were the most satisfied with their naughty times, with 77 percent of them happy. Their very left wingers, on the other hand, were just 71 percent satisfied. In every country bar Germany, people on the right were less satisfied than those smack bang in the center. This is somewhat bemusing. The left are generally seen as having far more progressive attitudes towards sexual endeavors than their conservative (or indeed hyper-conservative) counterparts, so it comes as a bit of a surprise that the former are less satisfied than the latter.”

     No, I am not surprised, since the Left have a most unhealthy attitude towards life, grounded upon unnatural communism, while the Right and conservatives have a wholesome traditional approach to all things, sex included. Anyway, I suspect that this is academic for most of us, since for people of my age, sex is but a faded memory, but that is as it should be, as recognised in Ecclesiastes 3: 1-8:

To every thing there is a season,
and a time to every purpose under the heaven:
A time to be born, a time to die;
a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;
A time to kill, and a time to heal;
a time to break down, and a time to build up;
A time to weep, and a time to laugh;
a time to mourn, and a time to dance;
A time to cast away stones, and a time to gather stones together;
a time to embrace, and a time to refrain from embracing;
A time to get, and a time to lose;
a time to keep, and a time to cast away;
A time to rend, and a time to sew;
a time to keep silence, and a time to speak;
A time to love, and a time to hate;
A time of war, and a time of peace.”

     There is even a great song to this:
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4ga_M5Zdn4