Russian Cats, Weapons of War! By Mrs Vera West

One of the absurdities of the present cancellation of Russia came from the International Cat Federation, which issued a statement announcing its shock and horror "that the army of the Russian Federation invaded the Republic of Ukraine and started a war." The cat people have taken action and will not permit "cats bred in Russia to be imported and registered in any FIFe pedigree book outside Russia, regardless of which organization issued its pedigree." As well, cats with Russian exhibitors will not be allowed to register for shows organized outside of Russia. When Vlad heard this news, stroking his white James Bond/Blofield cat, with a diamond necklace, he was shattered, as was his cat, which scratched him, and was then shot by Vlad using his ever-present Luger pistol. He immediately withdrew all troops so that they could go home and comfort their pussy cats. Or, something like that.

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“Now that Russian cats are banned from international competitions, does the world feel safer? Doubtful.

The International Cat Federation issued a statement announcing its shock and horror "that the army of the Russian Federation invaded the Republic of Ukraine and started a war."

Prompted by the tragic events unfolding in Ukraine, FIFe took action. It will not permit "cats bred in Russia to be imported and registered in any FIFe pedigree book outside Russia, regardless of which organization issued its pedigree." Also, cats with Russian exhibitors will not be allowed to register for shows organized outside of Russia.

The Board will revisit the restriction on May 31, 2022.”