Plandemic! What Corona Conspiracy Fans, Like Me, Believe! By James Reed

     Unlike the carefully researched and ever-balanced coverage of our science-minded Brian Simpson, I am the boots and all Alex Jones type of raving conspiracy type. Well, we need balance. I believe that many of the shootings in the US, and those that we are permitted to talk about, without punishment, were false flags. And, the corona virus, well that is just a pussy cat. And, if it is not, then it is still a conspiracy, involving the pre-established harmony of balancing every government in the world, including Iran and Saudi Arabia, somehow getting them to call time out from the usual fighting, and all health care workers … look this guy has done my work for me, in stating the incredible logical implications of my world view, better than me:

“Oil rich countries wanted a barrel of oil to cost less than a New York pizza. The wealthy wanted trillions of dollars to be wiped out in financial markets. The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom faked his brush with death.
Politicians have conspired to destroy the middle class for they can run for reelection on a platform of mass death, economic collapse and the loss of individual freedom. The state governors who imposed lockdowns to create a permanent police state are already reopening their states for business less than a month later. Life is returning to normal in Wuhan where even the Chinese Communist Party isn’t enforcing a permanent lockdown. Globalists secretly wanted the airlines to go bankrupt for they could be grounded for a change. They wanted international travel to grind to a halt. They wanted the European Union and Canada to close their borders. They wanted to shutdown immigration in the United States. Globalists secretly wanted to get rid of our consumer society and to discredit globalization after decades of neoliberalism. The Deep State secretly wanted over a million Americans to be infected by the coronavirus for American leadership could be discredited on the global stage as the president of the United States recommends injecting disinfectant to the treat the virus in front of the world. China which was making a fortune off globalization wanted to bring its decades long streak of economic growth to a halt in the middle of a public relations catastrophe. SARS-CoV-2 is a bioweapon which escaped from the lab in Wuhan but fortunately it is just the flu so it really isn’t that bad. The WHO is conspiring with Bill Gates by rejecting immunity passports. The WHO is covering up the fact that the virus is “just the flu.” It failed to notify the world early enough that we were due for a normal flu season. The real threat isn’t the virus that has killed 59,000 Americans. It is a nonexistent vaccine for it. 5G is causing all the deaths from the coronavirus which is why South Korea has been devastated by 246 coronavirus deaths.”

     Yes, yes, yes, that all makes perfectly good sense to me, and give me a computer with working internet, and I will find you some authorities for each proposition. The real proof here is that I even cut the above URL, without mercy, and I still got to the page. The biggest conspiracy of all time is that our noble leader, Alex Jones actually consumed alcohol while driving, or indeed consumed alcohol at all:
  https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/alex-jones-arrest-drunk-driving-dui-texas-conspiracy-theory-a9392746.html

     No-one can have his chiselled features, and deep muscular body, while falling prey to the devil drink. They all tend to look like alcoholics along my lines. Or, Uncle Len, who even refuses now to come out of his shed. The smell, coming from the shed, the Adelaide staff say, is unbelievable. Is the man even alive? There is apparently no sound when people pound on the galvanised iron. And, surely it is not iron, but steel, mild steel, just like mild cheese is still cheese, not milk.
  https://affirmativeright.blogspot.com/2020/04/stating-obvious-false-dilemmas.html
  https://www.naturalnews.com/2020-04-26-coronavirus-56-to-100-times-more-deadly-than-flu-lockdowns-catastrophe.html 
  https://www.naturalnews.com/2020-04-21-coronavirus-killed-more-americans-in-last-17-days-than-regular-flu-year.html