Is Ms Obama a Transgender? By Charles Taylor
There are a lot of rumours that have gone on for years that Michelle Obama was born a biological man, mainly because some photos show a … eh … man bump. A clothes malfunction? Maybe, maybe not. Just listen to the video by this Black guy who is an expert about such things, even giving estimates in inches. Viewer discretion recommended, but it is seldom we get to review anything so hilarious.
“Anybody can switch and become a Black woman or Black man at any time they want to, thanks to gender fluid social justice and trans-everything Leftist logic. So maybe we should all declare we’re Black women, just like Michael “Michelle” Obama did, and then we’ll all be entitled to reparations, if and when they ever come. You can even use gender fluidity to steal your way to the top in politics. It’s easy, you see, because allegedly, Michelle Obama was born a biological man named Michael LaVaughn Robinson, then he changed his name to Michelle at 12 years old, so he could be a “princess” who rides ponies and who likes boys. It was a confusing, difficult time for Michael, but according to him, his parents were quite supportive. First came surgery, then came marriage, and along came surrogate kids in their baby carriage.
Michael Robinson’s tranny conversion into Michelle Obama
Michael Obama is said to have undergone surgery in his late 20s, just before he met Barack Hussein, who knew from the beginning about the real Michelle. Michael was not going to begin that relationship based on a lie, so he told Barack, but he already knew. Their kids are all from Barack’s sperm but they’re surrogates. Michael is “mom” and that’s that. “When it comes to me, they get really, really ignorant. They believe that just because I have an Adam’s Apple that I’m not a real woman.” The dead giveaway, when you’re trying to tell someone’s biological gender (that’s called science, by the way), is by taking a look at their laryngeal prominence or “neck triangle.” Commonly known as the Adam’s apple, that’s the protrusion or “lump” formed by a certain angle of thyroid cartilage that surrounds and protects the larynx. For adult males this secondary sexual characteristic is clearly visible and also palpable. This is related to the deepening of the voice, as it becomes accentuated during puberty. There is cosmetic surgery, called chondrolaryngoplasy, that can be done to reshape the Adam’s apple by reducing some of the thyroid cartilage. But then there’s those big manly shoulders to contend with, when we’re speaking of Michael Obama. Maybe everyone will think she works out really hard, and so the simplest solution to that cover-up problem is just don’t cover them up, ever. Attention women seeking arms and shoulders like “Michelle” Obama, if you weren’t also born a man, it may be difficult to just work out and develop shoulders like an NFL linebacker. Yes, the brother of the infamous former president spilled the beans about the first gay president that we know about, and the first “First Man” to live in the White House. Barack’s brother Malik posted tweets about Michelle really being Michael. After all, with hands that huge, an Adam’s apple, and shoulders that could lift the back end of a pickup truck off the ground, Malik was simply stating the obvious. Is that just a woman with thyroid problems and a big banana in her pocket for a snack later? Only his husband knows for sure. What we do know for sure is that every day was opposite day for Barack Obama when he was in office for those long eight years, and he’s still lying through his teeth to get his senile cohort in the driver’s seat now. The Left lies about everything, so why not lie about Michael’s penis?”
Why Biden did not recruit Michelle/Michael to become America’s first transgender president, I don’t know. He/she would knock it out of the stadium, ticking all the woke politically correct boxes.
“Malik Obama, the brother of former U.S. President, Barack Obama, has aired out his sibling’s dirty laundry again. First, Malik had posted a birth certificate online in 2017, stating Barack was born in Nairobi, Kenya, rather than in the U.S. state of Hawaii, as the former head of state claims. Obama's African grandmother also stated in an interview with Allan Keyes that he was born in Kenya. But I digress. Now Malik is promoting the idea that Barack’s wife, former First Lady, Michelle Obama, is actually a man named Michael. Malik posted the tweet on the social networking website Twitter.com. For years people online have stated Michelle Obama is a man, due to her large hands and feet, as well as her height. People have repeatedly called Michelle Obama manly on social networking and website feedback sections. There are websites with photographs dissecting her features, stating she is a man. They cite an alleged Adam's Apple (though women with thyroid problems will appear to have a bulge on the front of their necks) and a bulge in her pants. Barack Obama’s half brother, Malik, took to Twitter on Thursday to ask if Michelle is actually “Michael”. “Is Michelle Michael?” Obama asked, referring to a conspiracy theory that the former First Lady is actually a man. In 2017, Alex Jones claimed to have proof that Michelle was male. The Independent reported: In a 12-minute video, the Infowars host analyses footage and photos which he believes prove Ms Obama has a penis. “Since the early days of the Obama administration, citizens across the board have studied videos and photos of Michelle Obama and said that she is a man,” the shock jock said. “And even [Barack] Obama has called her over and over again Michael. But new shock footage has emerged that is being censored off the internet as fast as you can upload it.” It’s not the first time Malik has made things uncomfortable for his brother on social media. In 2017, Malik Obama tweeted an image of what appears to be Barack’s birth certificate. Except it’s not from Hawaii, but rather Kenya. “What’s this?” he tweeted...”
Did anything get done about this? Donald? Wake up man! I must admit that there are a few inconsistencies here, such as Michael was supposed to have had a sex change, but as Michelle still has a penis. Anyway, let’s not let this small fact get in the way of having a good laugh at the craziness of the Left.