Uncle Len Prepares for the End of Days By Doomsday Prepper Uncle Len
I remember as if it was yesterday, even though it was back in the prehistoric era of 2004 … Zucky of Face the book fame saying that people handing over their info to him via Facebook were dumb oh, he said a very rude word not in Uncle Len’s vocab. But I have heard this word, on the streets, in bars, outside schools, and puzzle over its meaning. Anyway, that’s for another day, or another life.
So, after all of this Zucky just tells the US political system that he is sorry, and all is forgiven. No matter that he is doing a Georgey Soros and using his organisation as a political weapon:
Still everybody can have a good laugh at him in his high chair… sorry…booster seat, which he took from his computer workshop:
I guess I am banned from Facebook now? (I was never on it to begin, and only now have learnt to use the internet, hence all my references, like the other skilled people here.) Then we have that Syrian guy going out and gassing the children yet again, just when the war on the Islamic bad guys was over. Hey, it would be a good idea to gas children today, tomorrow I will crash some planes into some important US buildings, to draw attention to myself, and start a US/Russian war. After all, my name does rhyme with “mad,” and “bad,” so that would be a good reason to do something [rude word] crazy. Yep, the false news media will promote it, and bingo, here come Russian missiles, all according to plan.
Even Uncle Len knows that Vlad the lad will do a Samson option if the big nukes fall on Russia, and he may even drop a keg on everybody’s favourite nation. What! Do you mean Australia Uncle Len? Yes, I do. He has plenty of “joy” to spread around, including firecrackers that can level countries the size of France. That will be sure to increase “Die-versity.” Where exactly do the Deep Staters intend to live after all of this? In underground rat holes for the next one billion years?
What a pity that Trump is so, [rude word], pathetic. The people really need a champion who is unafraid, not having sexual scandals to be raised every two seconds, to scare all the sensitive women voters. That is why the American people need to elect the fresh face Australian, Uncle Len, as president of the USA, since there are no sexual skeletons or porno stars in my cupboard. Sure, there are big constitution problems, but they elected a foreign national, Obama, and isn’t he an Eskimo, who was born in whatever it is they call those ice huts, popsicles?
Anyway, since all of this affects us, why not ring the White House and tell them what you think of them. Well, by that I mean politely tell them that you don’t want war, and that they should “give peace a chance.” I am sure they will listen, before slamming down the phone, and sending 5,000 black helicopters over your house. Trump did not personally give me his number, so you will have to find it on the net. Or on Faceebook.
Donald J. Trump
Russia vows to shoot down any and all missiles fired at Syria. Get ready Russia, because they will be coming, nice and new and “smart!” You shouldn’t be partners with a Gas Killing Animal who kills his people and enjoys it!
8:27 PM - Apr 11, 2018