UFOs Go Mainstream By Brian Simpson
A recent article in the mainstream journal, The New Yorker, has all you ever, or never, wanted to know about UFO crashes. Apparently, some of the super-advanced craft were shot down, by primitive earthlings with “spears.” Most crafts just crashed. But, if these green guys with eyes on stalks are so high techy, how come they crash so much? Do they have a green version of Elon Musk, making their space ships?
“Last summer, David Norquist, the Deputy Secretary of Defense, announced the formal existence of the Unidentified Aerial Phenomena Task Force. The 2021 Intelligence Authorization Act, signed this past December, stipulated that the government had a hundred and eighty days to gather and analyze data from disparate agencies. Its report is expected in June. In a recent interview with Fox News, John Ratcliffe, the former director of National Intelligence, emphasized that the issue was no longer to be taken lightly. “When we talk about sightings,” he said, “we are talking about objects that have been seen by Navy or Air Force pilots, or have been picked up by satellite imagery, that frankly engage in actions that are difficult to explain, movements that are hard to replicate, that we don’t have the technology for, or are travelling at speeds that exceed the sound barrier without a sonic boom.”
While camping recently I saw an extremely bright light in the night sky, which I first thought was a star, then I thought maybe a search helicopter light. No movement at all. Then it just disappeared right before my eyes! If I had not been drinking fire water at the time I would have said; yep, little green men. Spying on me!