Turn the Bull By Paul Walker

     Our Prime Minister Mal of the Global, must have thought that it was pretty clever of him to make a parody of US president Donald Trump at the Canberra press gallery’s Midwinter Ball. (My god, what would this be like, some inner circle of Dante’s inferno?) Just like the court jester, making fun of the king. But, it was really just more chatter by someone who really should keep their day job and not try to be a stand-up comic, because his material “sucks.” Better yet, he really thought that no-one would release the footage of him making a goose out of himself? 

     Surely the joke is on him. Now he has to go into damage control mode: The Australian, June 16, 2017, p. 1.
    Big Mal should have a look at a season 5 episode of The Apprentice, airing on May 15, 2006, where Trump speaks about how he holds grudges:

TRUMP: “Nobody takes things more personally than me. When somebody says something about me I hate them for the rest of my life. It’s probably wrong. I hate people. Do you understand that? … I hate them. You know that better than anybody Ivanka. I take everything personally. I knock them for that. I never recover from it. “

     So Mal, if you get a nuke dropped on Canberra, you have only yourself to blame!

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