The Pungent Odour of the Left By Brian Simpson

     Most of us are particular about body hygiene – as my dear long-departed mother said: “cleanliness is next to godliness.” Well, maybe that is a bit of an exaggeration, since there must have been many god-fearing miners in the old days, but the basic point is surely right. Keeping clean, even if one is poor exhibits order and care and a concern for system over chaos. Therefore, it is no surprise to learn that people from the Right are less likely to have body odour, because they keep cleaner:
  http://www.breitbart.com/london/2018/03/01/people-revolted-body-odour-likely-right-wing/ 
  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5443093/Donald-Trump-supporters-likely-hate-body-odours.html 
  https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3189359/ 

     Hence, the Left are dirtier. I contend that this is a metaphysical state, that the body is in a sense a reflection of one’s soul, or state of personality, as the great Jewish philosopher  Wittgenstein once  said. The Left are dirtier because they simply have a dirtier worldview, one which has shown itself to be the bloodiest doctrine in human history.