The Most Annoying Male! By the Annoying Uncle Len

     Here is a story about a fifth grade US student who was awarded a trophy for being the most annoying male. Yes, the whole thing just drips with feminist oppression. Still, the same sort of thing happened to me at school in the 1960s, when I bothered to attend. I could not keep still and would often get up from my seat, and go over to warm my hands by the log fire, sometimes engaging in endless flatulence, which has been a lifetime problem, let alone fire hazard. My teacher, Miss … I can’t say her name because it had a perfect sexual send up in it, poor thing, she never married … would take her frustrations out on me. In those days caning was in, and each day I would get a few thumps. One teacher used a snooker clue, another a beach bat, a flat thick bat, and prided himself in lifting young lads off the ground. He was an old monster, when I was young, and probably now at 100 + years of age teaches in some university (in hell).
  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7103063/11-year-old-autistic-boy-presented-annoying-male-trophy.html?fbclid=IwAR3wPSniNwcvnsVyR--j6M5BpDEIkTQ-NYzTpXB3f9avsuzYwb62iSwcPHE

     I must have sympathy for all those who hate school. The end result of heir abuse is people like me, and I blame everything on my environment, like the Leftists have told me, lacking all agency, as they say too. I am truly a pathetic creation of the system, and people must learn from my bad example and exercise free will before it is taken from you and you too live in a shed or worse.