Going Half Way Round the World …the Wrong Way! By James Reed
I sometimes feel sorry for young climate change princess Greta. You see, she has a good heart, although it is in the wrong place, but seems to be falling apart, as would anyone that age thrust up into the spotlight of insane climate politics:
“Autistic environmentalist Greta Thunberg has appealed for help after traveling halfway around the world "the wrong way" because the United Nations moved its global climate meeting from Chile to Spain. "As #COP25 has officially been moved from Santiago to Madrid I'll need some help," tweeted Thunberg, "Now I need to find a way to cross the Atlantic in November... If anyone could help me find transport I would be so grateful." Thunberg then appeared to acknowledge her truly first world problem, tweeting "This of course no problem. People are suffering all around the world, and I’m fine whatever I do and wherever I am."”
I was tempted to say that her recent friendship with fellow climate change guru, “actor and environmentalist” Leonardo di Caprio, could help as he has a private jet that he flies to climate change talkfest with, but Princess Greta is more sincere than that. Think of the carbon footprint and the need not to commit ecological sins. But, it is going to be dangerous trying to swim from Chile to Spain, but with any luck a rainbow coloured dolphin might help her along the way. Say, speaking of bloody absurd things, Andrew Cuomo thinks that hurricanes are purely a creation of so-called climate change:
“Achieving a whole new level of “peak libtard,” NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo now claims there were no hurricanes before “climate change,” a term that didn’t even exist until a few years ago. So-called “global warming” — the narrative that was heavily pushed before “climate change” — has been around less than twenty years. In the 1970s and 80s, scientists warned us all about “global cooling” and claimed another ice age would devastate human civilization if we didn’t surrender all authority to global government. But when the ice didn’t cover the planet and destroy human cities, the globalist nut jobs who try to scare humanity into obedience flipped the script, suddenly claiming it was warming, not cooling, that was an “existential threat” to human existence. Now, taking the prize as perhaps the most ignorant libtard in New York — which is really saying something — Gov. Andrew Cuomo (Loonbag-N.Y.) claims hurricanes never appeared on planet Earth before “climate change” occurred. In an interview with MSNBC, he said it straight out:
You know, anyone who questions extreme weather and climate change is just delusional at this point. We have seen in the State of New York what everyone is seeing. We see these weather patterns that we never had before. We didn’t have hurricanes, we didn’t have superstorms, we didn’t have tornadoes. The historical record of severe storms begs to differ. What about all the hurricanes in the 1200s? The 1600s? 1700s? 1800s? Cuomo claims they never happened. As PJ Media reports, Andrew Cuomo is truly delusional. He’s also a denier of recorded history, which is no surprise since he’s a brainless libtard moron, and having no knowledge of reality now seems to be a requirement to be a member of the Democrat party:
An analysis of sedimentary evidence from New Jersey showed that a major hurricane struck the New York/New Jersey area between 1278 and 1438, long before the internal combustion engine. Another hurricane tracked parallel to the East Coast with impacts on New England and New York in August 1635. On September 8, 1667, a “severe storm” was reported in Manhattan. The Great Storm of 1693 caused severe damage on Land Island in October 1693. In September 1785, ships crashed into Governors Island as a result of powerful waves reportedly generated by a tropical cyclone. In August 1788, a hurricane struck New York City or Long Island, causing severe flooding and leaving the west side of the Battery “in ruins.” In claiming there were no hurricanes before climate change, Cuomo might as well have claimed there were no solar eclipses before climate change, too, since left-wing climate lunatics now apparently believe climate change affects the movement of planets and stars. Don’t mow your lawn, don’t you know. Because your lawnmower’s emissions might cause storms on Jupiter.”
Yes, it all defies reason, but oddly seems to require some science gloss to get its little feet moving. The present-day climate change fanaticism has achieved a cult-like status, since it serves globalist interests so well. As I have said before, sometimes I think of the boy who cried wolf story, and feel that it would be ironic if the predictions of doom were true. It would finish off globalism very decisively. For that reason, you can bet that the radical climate change hypothesis is not true.