Covid-19 Cola, the Virus that Refreshes!!! By Brian Simpson
Just think, even your favourite cola, full of goodness is not safe from Covid! Be afraid, be very afraid!
“An Austrian parliamentary member exposed the defectiveness of the government’s COVID-19 tests by demonstrating in the parliament how a glass of Coca Cola tested positive for COVID-19.
In footage from the meeting in Vienna Friday, FPO General Secretary Michael Schnedlitz brings a glass of Coca Cola to the podium, from which he proceeds to collect drops to use on an antigen rapid test being used on a mass scale.
After going to the lectern and starting his speech, the politician sprinkled few drops of cola on corona rapid test. Three minutes later the test showed a result: Coca Cola was COVID-19 positive.
After demonstrating a positive result, Schnedlitz goes on to slam the tests as a waste of taxpayer resources.”
Yes, but could it be that cola could get actually get Covid? Covid cola? How does one vaccinate a drink? That requires bit of thought, but I am sure that Billy Goat Gates will come up with some way of giving the cola the jab. Maybe Bod Dylan should re-record one of his Songs: Everybody’s Gotto Get Jabbed (not stoned):