Britain to Go Back to Horse and Cart By Richard Miller
It is fortunate for Britain that I have invented the device that will allow Britain to make the peaceful transition back to the horse and cart, once, in the name of the god climate change, petrol and diesel cars are banned. It is called the bum bag, and is screwed into the horses’ rear end, like a bumper bar, collecting all waste products, and magically transforming them into vegetable rich humus, not, hummus.
“British Prime Minister Boris Johnson plans to announce next week a ban on the sale of new petrol and diesel cars from 2030, five years earlier than previously planned, the Financial Times has reported.
Britain had originally planned to ban the sale of new petrol and diesel-powered cars from 2040, as part of efforts to reduce greenhouse gas emissions, and in February Johnson brought this forward to 2035.
Citing unidentified industry and government figures, the FT said Johnson now intended to move the date forward again to 2030 in a speech on environmental policy he is expected to give next week.
The BBC reported a similar plan earlier on Saturday, without giving any sources.
A Downing Street spokeswoman declined to comment on the reports or the content of Johnson's upcoming speech.”
Who has been whispering in his ear?
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