In a Post-Truth World, Even Age is a Social Construct By Uncle Len, Who is Now Self-Defined as a Teenage Girl!

     While looking at my favourite love and peace Left wing website, I found a link to this gem of an article, which gave me great joy, and hope:
  https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/11/08/year-old-man-asks-be-declared-claiming-age-is-fluid-gender/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.4ad8ca759256

“That’s not enough for Emile Ratelband, a 69-year-old who feels like he’s in his 40s. The Dutch pensioner is asking a court in his hometown of Arnhem, southeast of Amsterdam, to change his birth certificate so that it says he took his first breath on March 11, 1969, rather than on March 11, 1949. The judges heard his case Monday and promised they would render a verdict in the next several weeks. Ratelband sees his request as no different from a petition to change his name or the gender he was assigned at birth — and isn’t bothered that this comparison might offend transgender people, whose medical needs have been recognized by the American Medical Association. It comes down to free will, he maintains. “Because nowadays, in Europe and in the United States, we are free people,” he said in an interview with The Washington Post. “We can make our own decisions if we want to change our name, or if we want to change our gender. So I want to change my age. My feeling about my body and about my mind is that I’m about 40 or 45.”

     That makes sense in our mad Left wing world. If sex is a social construction (thanks Mrs West for the words), then why not age? Why not anything? So, following that logic, I am going to define myself as a teenage girl, and go out and get a juicy high paying job, so that I can make a few renovations to the tool shed where I live. These include getting ingrained oil off the cement, and raising the bar on  the diet of my pet cockroaches, who often complain to me about the quality of the food I eat.