Here's What Each of The 73 Letters in Canada's New LGBT Acronym Stands For! By the Babylon Bee
If you haven't heard, Canada has officially dropped a new acronym for the LGBT movement with many, many new additions. The LGBT community in Canada is now:
MMBJOUQTJLAYAWD40ROOMDCF+SVPWIZ¯\_(ツ)_/¯BFJTWLEGOBLT£LADBOSUBDDBLAGF+>:-(
It's quite the mouthful, so to get you up to speed, here are what each of the 73 characters in the acronym stand for:
1.MM: Mer-man attracted
2.B: Bicyclists
3.JOU: James O'Keefe Undercover
4.Q: Quebecois
5.TJ: People exclusively sexually attracted to Trader Joe's
6.L: Lindsey Graham
7.AYA: the gay Ayatollah
8.WD40: A type of oil. This may have been added by accident.
9.ROOM: People who are attracted to Roomba vacuums.
10. DCF: Dallas Cowboys Fans
11. + = Plus-size
12. S: Steve
13. VP: Village People-attracted. Trump?
14. WIZ: Wizard-sexual
15. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯: Not sure-sexual
16. BFJT: Blackface Justin Trudeau
17. W: The Welsh
18. LEGO: Only attracted to LEGO characters
19. BLT = Bacon, lettuce and tomato. This was during the acronym writers' lunch break.
20. £: European regular, American gay
21. LAD: Los Angeles Dodgers
22. BO: Barack Obama
23. SUB: Subaru owners
24. DD: Kristi Noem's husband
25. BLA: Bud Light-attracted
26. GF: Gay Frogs
27. >:-( : Angry lesbians
Thank you, Canada, for all you have done to make acronyms more inclusive.
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