Go On Arnie Schwarzensplatter, Sue a Cow! By Chris Knight

     Attention seeker Arnie Schwarzenegger is suing Big Oil, who supply the fuel for his motor vehicles, for murder, or some such nonsense:
  https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/03/12/arnold-schwarzenegger-sxsw-trump-big-oil-me-too-217345

     Never mind that he and the rest of society are accomplishes to this “murder”, cooperating in producing greenhouse gases by relentless consumption. Movies are an example of the trial waste. By his “logic” everyone is a murderer. That includes cows:
  https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-07-19/meat-dairy-industry-surpass-big-oil-worlds-biggest-polluters

“Within the next few decades, Big Meat and Big Dairy could surpass Big Oil as the world’s biggest climate polluters, a new study by non-profit GRAIN and the Institute for Agriculture and Trade Policy (IATP) showed on Wednesday. The world’s biggest animal protein producers could soon surpass ExxonMobil, Shell, and BP as the largest contributors to climate pollution, according to the study. IATP and GRAIN jointly published the study that quantifies emissions from 35 of the world’s largest meat and dairy companies and reviews their plans to fight climate change. The report found out that the five largest meat and dairy corporations combined - JBS, Tyson, Cargill, Dairy Farmers of America, and Fonterra - are already responsible for more annual greenhouse gas emissions than ExxonMobil, Shell, or BP. According to one figure in the report, the combined emissions of the top five companies are on par with those of Exxon and significantly higher than those of Shell or BP.”

     Cows are just going to have to learn to take one for the team, suck it up, and stop farting. This will be difficult on their grass diets, so maybe cows will have to stop being so trendy and health conscious, and eat beef like the rest of us. A bit of constipation is a small price to pay!