Creepy UK KFC Commercial, as Woke and Satanism Join Hands/Claws, By Richard Miller (Londonistan)
In 1930, Harland Sanders sold fried chicken from a humble Corbin, Kentucky shack. Little did the world know, he'd accidentally summoned The Great Poultrygeist, a feathered fiend from the nether-realms, now haunting the franchise as KFC: Kentucky Fowl Chicken! Once beloved for its crispy "goodness," it's now a cursed cult feeding on the souls of the unsuspecting—one drumstick at a time.
Watch the latest KFC commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-vkSviVQXo, a two-minute descent into finger-lickin' madness that makes Satan himself say, "Whoa, tone it down, Colonel." Pat Gray and Keith Malinak (see below discussion) barely scratched the surface—here's the unhinged version:
A lone guy stumbles through a foggy forest, whispering, "I just wanted a snack." A giant chicken, eyes glowing red like hot coals, peeks from behind a tree, clucking in tongues. Suddenly, a puffy vest plummets from the sky, smacking a woman in the face with a wet thwack. She screams, "The prophecy is fulfilled!" as a horde of vest-wearing weirdos erupts from the underbrush, chanting, "Eleven herbs! Eleven sins!" They encircle the guy and gal, who levitate, spinning like rotisserie spits. His clothes explode off, replaced by a matching vest and a bucket hat with KFC's logo pulsing like a heartbeat.
Then, it gets nuts. A giant golden egg, cracked, oozing black ichor, drops from the heavens, landing with a thunderous BOOM. The cult hoists it, gyrating like they're auditioning for a possessed square dance, hips thrusting to an unheard polka beat. They march it to a steaming lake of gravy, bubbling, glowing, whispering, "Join usssss." The woman, now sporting talons, grabs the guy and dunks him into the gravy like a baptism gone wrong. He emerges, shrieking, as his flesh warps into a glistening, breaded tender—extra crispy, extra cursed.
She hoists him overhead, gravy dripping like blood, while the vest-zombies stomp and howl, "ALL HAIL THE DEMON CHICKEN!" The camera pans to the egg, hatching a skeletal Colonel Sanders with glowing eyes, rasping, "It's cluckin' good." The screen cuts to black, then flashes the tagline: "KFC: Taste the Other Side."
Pat Gray, jaw on the floor: "That wasn't an ad—that was a summoning! I need an exorcism and a biscuit!"
Keith Malinak, clutching a cross: "DEMON CHICKEN! They're breading us now! The gravy's alive, Pat—it knows my sins!"
I suppose it is not traditional woke, just full-on Satanic, but the Left and Satanism are linked with a desire to destroy traditional Christian values, with the Satanic Temple, for example, supporting radical abortions, and most Left wing causes.
"In 1930, a man named Harland Sanders began selling fried chicken from a roadside restaurant in Corbin, Kentucky. That restaurant eventually became the global franchise Kentucky Fried Chicken, more commonly known as KFC. It's been adored for generations.
However, now droves of people are swearing off the restaurant for life — and not because of the MAHA movement.
The latest KFC commercial — a blend of creepy cultish behavior and a not-so-subtle insinuation of cannibalism — likely has Sanders rolling over in his grave.
Pat Gray of "Pat Gray Unleashed" plays the full commercial.
Here's a brief summary of what transpires in the two-minute ad: A young man walks alone in a misty forest. He suddenly encounters a chicken staring at him from behind a tree. Then, out of the blue, a puffy vest descends from the sky onto a woman. Then, a bunch of people all wearing similar clothing come out of hiding and surround the man and woman, who then levitate to face one another. The man's clothes are suddenly replaced so that he matches the group.
Then, a giant golden egg appears and the cult-like group starts carrying it somewhere, while doing these strange, gyrating movements. The group arrives with the egg at a giant lake of gravy. The woman then carries the man into the lake of gravy and submerges him. When she pulls him back up, he's a giant chicken tender. She holds him above her head, and the group stomps and cheers in preparation for their next meal.
Co-host Keith Malinak says it "feels like a demonic ritual."
On top of that, there seems to be an insinuation that the meat the restaurant uses "is human."
"You dipped a human being in gravy, and he became a piece of fried chicken. ... Wow is that weird," says Pat in complete disbelief. "That was maybe the king of weird."
"That was insane; that was evil; that was demonic," says Keith. "They're not even hiding anymore."
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