Cover Up that Computer, Now! By Brian Simpson

     I remember seeing a photograph of Zuckerberg by his laptop, and he had the webcam covered. I thought: yes, they are watching us, indeed right now. Looks like this is correct:
  https://www.naturalnews.com/2018-07-12-protect-yourself-from-blackmail-cover-your-webcam-expert-warns.html 
  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5228017/Hackers-using-webcams-turn-people-slaves.html

“Hackers are using webcams to turn people into ‘slaves’ by secretly recording them through their computer. A security expert has warned that those who don’t cover their webcams risk being blackmailed by hackers who have taken incriminating footage of them. The researcher said communities of cyber criminals exist where users boast of the unsuspecting people who they watch ‘for fun’ through hacked webcams. The best way to protect yourself is using a sticker to cover your device’s camera, a technique used by Mark Zuckerberg and ex FBI-Director James Comey."

     I am now living in fear, as some hacker may be just about to blackmail me with revealing footage of me picking my nose as I try to plaster together words for the next article. Whatever would my fans think of me then?