I must admit that I thought of this one a long time ago; why not claim that plants are homosexual or transgender? Now, this has been done, at Alice Austen House, a designated LGBTQ+ museum based in Staten Island, New York City. Its plants are all queer or transgender. The mushrooms are “super-queer,” and wisteria and lavender are queer because "[t]hey are all purple, which is this historically queer color." By the same argument rocks which are purple, such as Grape Agate and Charoite, would be queer as well. Glowing purple gas clouds in deep space, would also be queer. It is absurd, but this what we have come to expect, as the entire universe becomes a mere plaything of the gender agenda.