Biden’s Autopen Apocalypse: The Constitutional Crisis That Proved He Was Dead All Along! By Charles Taylor (Florida)
In the waning stages of the Biden presidency, various glorious Right wing groups, such as Infowars.com, raised the issue that there were physical inconsistencies in aspects of Joe Biden's appearance, mainly height differences, as seen from photographs. Sometimes he was taller than people with a known height; sometimes smaller. The idea was floated then that actors were being used, maybe using face masks, something the CIA perfected. But none of these groups took this to the next level, as was done at the Alor.org blog yesterday, of explaining this by the obvious point, that the real Joe Biden was dead all along, so the US war "ruled" by a zombie president! Here I take that idea further, exclusive to Alor.org blog, Australia's leading dissent Right conservative Christian anti-New World Order social critical news site.
The New York Post dropped a bombshell on May 17, 2025, that shook the Republic to its core: Joe Biden's autopen, that sneaky little signature machine, was allegedly used to sign last-minute pardons for Jan. 6 committee "thugs" like Liz Cheney and Adam Schiff, and the Axios-leaked audio of his October 2023 interview with special counsel Robert Hur, proves he was too far gone to know it. Biden, slurring and muttering through five hours of questioning, couldn't recall when his son Beau died (2015, not 2017), when he left the vice presidency (2017, not 2018), or why he had classified documents stashed next to his Corvette. Hur called him a "sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory," and Trump's screaming on Truth Social that the autopen scandal is "bigger and bigger" by the moment. This isn't just a scandal, it's a constitutional catastrophe, proof that unelected elites ran the country while Biden's brain was on standby. And with X buzzing about "turbo cancer" and whispers he was dead from the start, here's the real kicker: a brain-dead, maybe literally dead, Biden was the perfect Leftist puppet, letting the Deep State rule through a ghost president, as I have said.
Axios's leaked audio from Biden's Oct. 8-9, 2023, sit-down with Hur is a horror show. Picture it: the White House Map Room, a ticking grandfather clock, and Biden's hoarse, halting voice, punctuated by long silences. "Was it 2015 he had died?" he mumbles about Beau, needing lawyers to correct him. He thinks Trump was elected in 2017 (nope, 2016) and can't name the National Archives or a "fax machine." He veers into tangents about firing a bow in Mongolia in 2011, bragging he's "not a bad archer," while Hur gently nudges him back. His attorneys, including Bob Bauer, play memory babysitter, feeding him dates and facts. Hur's report, per the Post, says Biden "wilfully" kept classified docs but dodged charges because a jury would see him as a doddering grandpa. This wasn't a president, it was a wax figure, barely animate, yet somehow signing pardons.
Enter the autopen, the constitutional dynamite. The Post reports Trump's fury: "Whoever had control of the 'AUTOPEN' is looking to be a bigger and bigger scandal by the moment." Biden's final days saw pardons for Jan. 6 committee members, Cheney, Schiff, and others, allegedly signed by autopen, per a Heritage Foundation analysis. The Oversight Project found every Jan. 19, 2025, pardon had the same autopen signature, unlike Biden's handwritten dropout letter. House Oversight's James Comer, on Fox News, called it a crisis: "Clearly, from that interview… Joe Biden wasn't capable of making decisions. He wasn't coherent." Who authorised the autopen? Aides? The Deep State? Alex Jones demanded jail for the operators. This isn't just sloppy paperwork, it's a coup, with unelected bureaucrats wielding presidential power.
The Constitution vests executive power in the president, not a machine or shadowy aides. Article II, Section 1 demands a functioning leader, but Biden's Hur audio shows a man who couldn't lead a book club, let alone a nation. If he was too impaired to recall Beau's death or Trump's election, how could he consent to autopen pardons? The 25th Amendment exists for this, remove a president who's incapacitated, but Kamala Harris and the Cabinet sat on their hands. Why? Because a brain-dead Biden was the Leftist dream. He signed (or auto-signed) their wish list, vaccine mandates, DEI edicts, censorship pushes, without a peep of resistance. The Post notes Trump's claim that this ties to a "rigged" 2020 election, but the real crime is governance by proxy. If aides or elites controlled the autopen, they controlled the presidency, shredding the Constitution's checks and balances.
Here's the twisted genius: Biden's fog, or death, was a feature, not a bug. The Hur audio, with its slurs and pauses, proves he was a shell, perfect for the globalist machine.Biden was physically failing, maybe even dead, propped up by CGI and doubles. Was he a corpse in 2023, with aides running a Weekend at Bernie's White House? The autopen fits the plot: no need for a living signature when the Deep State's in charge. Singapore's 2023 vaccine mandate, six months in jail for refusers, post-Gates and Tedros visits, shows the elite's playbook: control through fear. The EU's Digital Services Act, fining tech firms billions for "disinformation," mirrors this, with Biden's DOJ echoing the censorship. A sentient president might've resisted; a zombie Joe just nodded (or didn't).
The autopen crisis shows they're already bypassing democracy, why stop now with a "digital gulag," with AI surveillance and carbon quotas replacing cancel culture? Biden's pardons, shielding Jan. 6 critics, hint at elites protecting their own while prepping a worse system. The constitutional problem isn't just past; it's a warning of the beast slouching toward us. As Yeats warned, "The darkness drops again."
"Former President Joe Biden's use of an "autopen" to sign last-minute pardons looks like a much "bigger scandal" after the full audio of his scattered interview with special counsel Robert Hur was released Saturday, President Trump said.
"Whoever had control of the 'AUTOPEN' is looking to be a bigger and bigger scandal by the moment," Trump posted on his Truth Social before launching into a tirade against the "thugs" on the House Select January who all were granted preemptive pardons from prosecution by Biden.
Members including former Rep. Liz Cheney (R-Wyo.) and Sen. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) were granted the blanket clemency during his final days in office in what appeared to be autopen-authorized documents, according to a subsequent Heritage Foundation analysis.
On Saturday, Axios released five hours of Biden's Oct. 8-9 sitdown with Hur, during which he spoke in strained tones and mixed up key information from his personal and political career.
"It's obviously very important to answer our questions truthfully," the special counsel said at the start of the interview.
President Trump erupted that his predecessor's use of an "autopen" to sign last-minute pardons looks like a much "bigger scandal" after the full audio of former President Joe Biden's scattered interview with special counsel Robert Hur was released Saturday.
"We hope that you'll … put forth your best efforts and really try to make your best recollection in response to the questions we ask because I acknowledge that some of the questions we are asking relate to events that happened years ago," he added.
"I'm a young man, so it's not a problem," the then-80-year-old president quipped.
But Biden went on to struggle with dates and names, inaccurately claiming his late son Beau had been "deployed" or was "dying" around 2017, when he departed the vice presidency and took with him batches of classified documents. In fact, the former Delaware attorney general passed from brain cancer in 2015.
"Remember, in this time frame, my son is … uh … would've been deployed or is dying and so … it was … and by the way there were still a lot of people at the time, when I got out of the Senate, that were encouraging me to run in this period — except the president," he told Hur and his co-counsel Marc Krickbaum.
"I'm a young man, so it's not a problem," the then-80-year-old president quipped of his mental faculties at the time.
Biden also flubbed the year that Trump was first elected — "November of 2017" — and was unable to call up the name of the National Archives or what a "fax machine" is, transcripts released last year also confirmed.
White House counsels including the president's personal attorney Bob Bauer interjected to assist him when his memory faltered.
"I have a library, and the library has a — two filing cabinets, and it has built into the walls — when I built that home, built into the walls, a space for a copy machine, for — what do you call it, when they send these —," he said.
Hur later determined that the president "willfully" retained classified material at his private residences and office in Washington, DC, but opted not to bring charges.
Biden elsewhere veered off into tangents including one about a trip he took to Mongolia as vice president where he got to fire a bow and arrow in 2011, bragging to Hur that he was "not a bad archer" before the special counsel redirected the conversation.
Hur later determined that the president "willfully" retained classified material at his private residences and office in Washington, DC, but opted not to bring charges in part because a jury would likely view Biden as a "sympathetic, well-meaning elderly man with a poor memory."
The newly released audio shows that Biden gave inconsistent answers about his reasons for keeping the sensitive files and sharing them with a ghostwriter for his 2017 memoir "Promise Me, Dad," suggesting at one point that he may have kept the documents "just for posterity's sake."
Marc Krickbaum joined Hur for the Oct. 8-9 interviews with Biden.Department of Justice
The Democratic cover-up of Biden's cognitive decline was "a major part" of other political setbacks he'd suffered, such as the 2020 election loss, before pivoting to attack former FBI Director James Comey, who is being probed for threatening violence against him, Trump wrote in the post.
"Remember, it all began with DIRTY COP James Comey, Obama, a hapless and cognitively impaired Sleepy Joe Biden, and my now very famous ACCUSATION that,'THEY SPIED ON MY CAMPAIGN!'" the president raged, reaching back to his 2016 run for office.
"Whoever had control of the Autopen is just the beginning. The biggest crime of all is that THE 2020 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION WAS RIGGED! I (MAGA!) WON THE ELECTION BY MILLIONS OF VOTES, AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT. GOD BLESS AMERICA, FOR THE FIGHT HAS JUST BEGUN!!!"
White House counsels including the president's personal attorney Bob Bauer interjected to assist him when his memory faltered.CBS
It's unclear how many autopen signatures the Biden White House authorized before he left office, but scores of presidents dating back to at least Harry Truman have used the mechanical device to sign official documents.
Trump's team has since instituted a "far more restrictive" policy for the autopen, with only two top aides — staff secretary Will Scharf and White House chief of staff Susie Wiles — given the authority to use it "for all matters."
Ex-Biden White House sources previously suggested to The Post that one of the 46th president's aides may have liberally used the autopen for several signatures before the end of the term."
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