At Least the Witches are Failing! By Mrs Abigail Knight (Florida)
US Democrats get all sorts of Leftist weirdos coming along for the ride, such as the New Age and witches. Some claim to only do "white magic," but many deal with the dark occult. It seems that spells have been cast upon Trump by these followers of darkness, but so far, the black magic has failed; witness Trump turning his head at the last moment thus avoiding an assassin's bullet. Of course, there are Christian people praying for Trump, who is no saint for sure, but is the only thing we have at the moment.
While this may all sound silly, for those who believe in the goodness of God and the light, there will also be the opposite, and the darkness as well. I think there are such forces of darkness in the world, but today it is not spoken about much by Christians who may be concerned liberal humanists will double down on them even more.
"Self-proclaimed 'Reddit Witches' are complaining that they are finding it difficult to cast negative spells on Donald Trump because he has "some kind of protection around him."
Yes, really.
A post on the far-left website appeared in a subreddit called 'WitchesVsPatriarchy' and features one of the witches bemoaning the fact that their spells aren't working on the Donald.
"Some other witches have mentioned that doing spells directly against Trump are not as effective as we might hope as he seems to have some kind of protection around him," laments the witch.
She suggests casting a spell against Project 2025 instead, a Heritage Foundation policy document that wasn't even created by the Trump campaign and which they have disavowed repeatedly.
"But I wouldn't give the cheeto any more attention right now (He hates to be ignored, right lol)" the witch adds, proving the opposite, that Trump lives in their deranged heads rent free.
The witch then encourages the rest of her coven to perform "uplifting kinds of spells to help Kamala & the Democrats," which is presumably needed given their increasingly dire poll numbers.
"We can win this!" the witch asserts, before asking that people don't share her user name after she just posted under her user name on a public forum.
Unfortunately for her, the post later appeared on X and has received over 1.7 million views.
Respondents speculated as to the source of the "protection" around Trump.
Trump Derangement Syndrome is still running wild, as shown by our earlier report about a screeching Karen confronting a homeowner on a Ring doorbell.
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