Apocalypse Victoria By James “Locked Down” Reed

     Without revealing my ultra-secret location, known only to Vlad Putin and Xi Jinping, and the pizza delivery guy, who all have nuclear missiles targeted at my flat, as ground zero, except the pizza place, I can report that I am likely to be soon under lock down, as the Black Plague spreads across housing developments in Melbourne. At present I am hiding in a trench, complete with stale pizza crusts, which keep me alive, but at some point I will need to return to my apartment in a high rise ghetto, to get clean underpants, to smell at least mildly human.
  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8490651/Melbourne-COVID-19-Inside-public-housing-towers-locked-Daniel-Andrews.html?ito=push-notification&ci=21411&si=1326534
  https://www.theaustralian.com.au/world/coronavirus-australia-live-news-10000-in-melbourne-hotspots-refuse-testing-as-conspiracy-theory-spreads/news-story/d87c9ecd1a6427c87a9457f90073d6df?utm_source=TheAustralian&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=Editorial&utm_content=TABreakingNews&net_sub_id=311202432&type=curated&position=1&overallPos=1&utm_source=TheAustralian&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=TA_BREAKING_CUR_01&utm_content=311202432

“A distraught woman has been pulled from her car by police outside a Melbourne public housing tower, just hours after it was placed into 'hard lockdown' in a bid to stop the spread of COVID-19. The disturbing incident occurred outside a high-rise housing commission unit on Racecourse Road at Flemington, in Melbourne's northern suburbs, on Sunday morning. Shocking photos show the woman driving her vehicle out of the carpark as a police officer chases after her.”

     Never mind, in Sydney and other capital cities the protesters were allowed to flock out on the streets, so go figure that out! I am sure that the Covid-19 virus is politically correct, and would not infect gatherings of BLM folk, because well … anti-racism!
  https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2020-07-04/thousands-rally-across-australia-in-black-lives-matter-protests 
  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8490963/Melbourne-public-housing-residents-insight-life-COVID-19-lockdown.html?ito=push-notification&ci=21421&si=1326534
  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8492473/Pauline-Hanson-goes-rant-Melbourne-housing-commission-residents-locked-down.html?ito=push-notification&ci=21515&si=1326534

“Pauline Hanson has gone on a shocking rant about Melbourne's housing commission residents in lockdown, branding them 'drug addicts and alcoholics' and claiming they should learn how to speak English. The hard lockdown was imposed by Victorian Government on Saturday in a bid to contain an outbreak after 27 people in Melbourne's public housing towers tested positive to coronavirus. More than 3000 tenants in nine buildings were unprepared for the surprise decision and many had been left without groceries. Speaking with host Allison Langdon on Monday's Today Show, the One Nation leader denied residents don't have access to essential supplies. 'Ah come on Ally, we've seen food being delivered there,' Hanson replied. 'The fact is a lot of them are drug addicts as well, they are getting their medication, they are alcoholics so they're being looked after in that way.' She then went on to imply refugees from war-torn countries should be able to deal with being locked up. 'You know, these people, I saw them taking a truck load of food to them, all the rest of it, if they are from war torn countries, which some of these people are, they know what it is like to be in tough conditions,' she said. 'So I'd say, you know, have a look at the facts before you criticise and that aspect and I think the governments and all of these other, you know, these interest groups an everyone will make sure they're well looked after.' Hanson rejected suggestions that health authorities and the government could have communicated with residents in their native languages.   

'Why should we? Why should we put everything out in someone else's language when you come to Australia,' she said. 'We should not be putting out literature in their own language. Learn to speak English when you come here to this country. That's a big problem that we have in Australia.' 'A lot of these people are from non-English speaking back grounds, probably English is their second language who haven't adhered to the rules of social distancing. They all used a lot of the same laundry,' she said. Hanson went on to suggest the 3000 public housing residents were placed in lockdown 'weren't doing the right thing'. 'So the fact is you've got to look at why they are in that situation. Why is it they are in that situation? Why has the Government gone to this high-rise building and shut it down? Possibly because a lot of these people weren't doing the right thing,' she said. 'Is the Government worried about the other areas that are shut down? You know, the people in their homes, are they able to actually get out and buy the food as well? 'There has to be a reason why they have targeted this set of blocks, apartment blocks. Ask that question.' Hanson argued other Australians have also been through a similar lockdown, and said it is no different to the housing commission quarantine. 'We've gone through months of people, the public being locked up. We've gone through months where people couldn't go to the park, gyms, couldn't go to the park, gyms, couldn't go any where,' she said. 'Australian people have been locked up in their homes for ages. What are you going on about now? Because they're locked up in their homes, because they live in apartment buildings, they live in apartment buildings, the Government has taken food to them, they get paid extra money, they are getting methadone, they are given the drugs, they are looking after their addictions, what is your problem?”

     Well, what more is there to say? I will re-read those words when my ghetto is locked down. But, maybe the Australian army will just mortar all of us ageing Anglos, you know …white privilege. Now where in this trench did I put my medication?