All the Excitement of the First Royal Black Baby! By Peter West

     I am excited, and I know all the loyal Royal watchers are too, out there in constitutional monarchy land, about the prospects of a new Royal, who will be Black, according to the sacred canons of multiculturalism. This is a truly wonderful thing, making a link between Britain and Africa, joining together the powerful African nation, and small, fragile British. It is also a small but important step in combating racism and opposition to mass immigration, undeniably good things. It is hoped that this symbolic gesture may lead the rather primitive barbarian British, who have achieved very little in their short existence, beyond playing the foolish game of cricket, and drinking warm beer and lukewarm effeminate tea, to new, higher levels of civilisation. I can say this, being of British heritage, and of course, deeply ashamed of it, and myself. Sometimes I whip myself to relieve the guilt of being white. My very best wishes for a problem free birth and many more children to come over the many, many happy  decades ahead. I will watch reruns of Suits, whenever possible.
  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6276715/Harry-Meghan-announce-expecting-child-together.html
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