Alien Structures on the Moon and Animal Crackers in My Soup By Uncle Len, Child of the Stars

     I have a fascination for weird and wonderful things, such as alien structures on the moon. I believe it especially after reading that you could use Google to find them! Of course that had to be, because all these geek IT dudes are alien lizards, I have heard. I even saw pictures of this on the net, when they let me use the computer at the community centre. Usually I send these masterpieces off having scrawled them in pencil on paper.
  http://www.shtfplan.com/headline-news/using-google-tools-alien-base-said-to-be-found-on-the-moon_10152018

“Thanks to the invention of Google Moon – a tool similar to Google Earth but for the Moon – UFO hunters have been able to trawl the lunar surface. Many believe they have found strange artefacts and monuments, and now one person believes he has found evidence of an alien base. UFO hunter Sandra Elena Andrade wrote on her YouTube page: “Large buildings in the craters of the Moon were discovered by the Argentine researcher Marcelo Irazusta. “The images are very clear. Some with a pyramid shape. Their forms show that they were built by intelligent civilisation.”

     The article goes on to give coordinates for google Moon, which I did not know existed. Well, I plugged them into the computer, and surprise, surprise, up came my shed, where I live in splendid luxury! Can you imagine my joy of discovering that I am actually an alien, living in an alien structure, on the moon! Here I was thinking that I was a nobody nutjob living in my own filth, writing the thoughts of a madman.