Academic Has a Covid Insanity Attack! By James Reed

For my amusement, during these depressing days of Covid tyranny, I like to amuse myself with reporting on crazy happenings in the insane universities. Here is a story with woke and Covid, so it has everything, well, maybe transgenderism might be missing. Anyway, the professor will be handing out grades at random because students are nothing more than “vectors of disease.” If he has to see them in person, he wears a special space helmet, which he looks the part in. This is merely an extreme case of the new normal on universities where fully vaccinated with the clot shots is becoming an entry requirement. Natural selection will have the last laugh on the academics.

“A tenured professor at Ferris State University in Big Rapids, Mich., opened up the new semester with a bang, revealing that he will not be assigning grades based on merit but rather by chance.

Barry Mehler, after taking off his ridiculous HEPA filter-equipped Wuhan coronavirus (Covid-19) space helmet and mask, told his incoming students that the theatrics are because of the plandemic, which he thinks is really scary.

“I don’t know if you people have noticed, but it’s dangerous to breathe the air,” Mehler scorned. “Your civilization is collapsing and life on your planet is going extinct.”

Mehler went on to state that when his students finally see him in person rather than on Zoom, he will be wearing said helmet and mask at all times because this makes him feel safe against the Fauci Flu.

“When you see me next week, I’ll be wearing this helmet … It’s got HEPA filters all around it so that all the air that comes in that I’m breathing comes in through the HEPA filters.”

Mehler then proceeded to go on a tirade about how his students are nothing more than “vectors of disease” in his mind, and that he will not be interacting with them in person ever. 

“I may have  …up my life flatter than hammered  …, but I stand before you today beholden to no union  … ,” Mehler said crudely.

“You people are just vectors of disease to me, and I don’t want to be anywhere near you, so keep your … distance. If you want to talk to me, come to my Zoom.”

The mere idea of covid has caused Branch Covidians to go insane

The video gets even more bizarre around the halfway point when Mehler gets even more unhinged, explaining how he grades his students based on the Christian idea of predestination.

Citing John Calvin and the early Christian colonists, Mehler bastardized the Bible’s message to fit it into his bizarre ideas about how students should not be graded based on the work they produce, but instead at random.

“The Indians didn’t lose because they failed,” Mehler said.

“They tried everything and nothing worked because the universe doesn’t give a … about justice. It’s all predestination, and you all are predestined to lose just like the Indians.”

Mehler says he could not care less about his students and does not even want to know their names. Instead, he just assigns them random numbers and gives them grades at random.

Those who end up with high scores are “predestined” to pass, he says, while those who fail are predestined to fail. It is as simple as that in Mehler’s mind.

“It doesn’t matter if you … go to church or give to charity – your actions don’t count,” Mehler explained, contorting the Christian view of predestination to fit his own perspective on grading.

“Nobody earns salvation because nobody is that good. And that is why … and that’s why it is that way in my class. If it was good enough for Calvin, then it’s good enough for me.”

If you can stomach it, the full video above will give you a more complete picture of how Branch Covidianism is rotting the brains of its adherents. Mehler, meanwhile, has been put on leave following this video surfacing.”

At least he made the mistake of publicising his nonsense, which most academics do not do. Must have been his “predestination.”





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