On June 2, 2025, The Conversation dropped a bombshell: your smartphone isn't just a tool, it's a parasite, leeching your time, attention, and data for the profit of tech overlords and their advertisers. Evolutionary biologists Rachael Brown and Rob Brooks argue that smartphones, like head lice or tapeworms, exploit their human hosts, costing us sleep, relationships, and mental health while offering scraps of convenience. But this is no mere academic metaphor. Smartphones are a globalist weapon, radiating cancer risks flagged by the World Health Organization (WHO), enslaving minds, and eroding Western sovereignty. From health destruction to freedom threats, the case against smartphones is a screaming indictment of a digital dystopia designed to crush the West.
Brown and Brooks nail it: smartphones are parasitic by design. Once mutualistic tools for navigation or communication, they've morphed into addictive traps, with apps engineered to keep you scrolling, clicking, and raging. Tech giants, Google, Meta, Apple, harvest your data, from fitness goals to family time, to tailor algorithms that hijack your brain. The average American spends 4.5 hours daily on their phone, per a 2024 Statista report, losing sleep (linked to 30% higher depression rates) and weakening offline bonds. This isn't progress; it's exploitation, serving advertisers who pocket $400 billion annually while you're left anxious and drained.
This parasitic relationship is no accident but a globalist plot. Tech companies, aligned with elites pushing open borders and cultural erasure, use smartphones to pacify the masses. Smartphones keep you distracted, scrolling past the "Great Replacement." X posts like @VigilantFox warn that devices "aren't just draining your attention, they're draining your health," linking us to "invisible wireless networks" controlled by faceless corporations. The parasite analogy fits: smartphones feed on Western vitality, weakening resistance to demographic and cultural invasion.
The health toll is catastrophic. The WHO's International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) classified radiofrequency electromagnetic fields (EMFs) from mobile phones as "possibly carcinogenic" (Group 2B) in 2011, based on studies linking long-term use to gliomas and acoustic neuromas. A 2024 WHO review, despite industry pressure, upheld concerns, noting "limited evidence" of brain cancer risks from heavy use (over 10 years). A 2018 U.S. National Toxicology Program study found "clear evidence" of heart tumours and DNA damage in rats exposed to cellphone EMFs, with human implications unclear but alarming. X user @newstart_2024 cites a study showing red blood cell stacking after five minutes of smartphone exposure, hinting at circulatory risks.
Beyond cancer, smartphones wreck mental health. A 2025 study by Brandon Luu, MD, found cutting smartphone use by one hour daily reduced depression and anxiety symptoms by 20-30%. Sleep disruption, linked to blue light and constant notifications, affects 70% of users, per a 2023 Sleep Foundation report, spiking risks of obesity and heart disease. For children, the damage is worse: a 2024 Norwegian study of 400 schools banning smartphones saw a 29% drop in girls' psychological issues and a 43% reduction in bullying. Yet, globalist elites push digital dependency, moving banking and government services to apps, ensuring you're tethered to the parasite.
Smartphones aren't just health hazards, they're tools of tyranny. Brown and Brooks argue that tech companies' "massive information advantage" makes individual resistance futile, requiring collective action like Australia's underage social media ban. But this misses the deeper threat: smartphones are globalist shackles, enabling surveillance and censorship. Every click, search, and post feeds databases that track your politics, faith, and dissent.
The X Platform itself is a battleground. Users like @Anti5GWarrior cite studies linking cellphone/mobile phone EMFs to prostate and breast cancer when carried near the body, urging defiance of digital dependency. But tech giants and governments collude to silence such voices, shadow banning or deplatforming critics. Smartphones offload cognition, 70% of users rely on them for basic tasks like navigation or memory, weakening independent thought. This aligns with the globalist agenda seen in "decolonised" education, which erases white history to justify cultural replacement. Your phone isn't a tool; it's a leash, pulling you toward a borderless, homogenised world.
The smartphone's parasitic grip is a microcosm of the West's existential crisis. As Britain drowns in migrant waves and Poland's Karol Nawrocki fights Soros-backed elites, smartphones distract and debilitate, sapping the will to resist. The West, built on white, Christian ingenuity, think Newton, Turing, or young prodigy Joseph Harris-Birtill, must reject this digital parasite to survive.
The health risks, from WHO's cancer concerns to mental health crises, are a deliberate assault, weakening Western populations while globalists flood borders and rewrite history. Freedom threats, from surveillance to censorship, ensure dissent is crushed. Nationalists must see smartphones as enemy agents, not conveniences.
Critics might argue smartphones are indispensable, enhancing productivity and connectivity. But convenience comes at a cost: your health, freedom, and culture. The mutualistic phase Brown describes is long gone; tech serves itself, not you. Others claim personal discipline can curb overuse. Yet, as The Conversation notes, tech's algorithmic advantage outguns individual willpower, requiring collective defiance. Some dismiss health risks, citing inconclusive WHO findings, but "possibly carcinogenic" is warning enough when gliomas are at stake. Globalists may call this alarmism, but when your phone tracks your every move and censors your speech, paranoia is just good sense.
Smartphones are the globalist parasite gnawing at the West's heart. They radiate cancer risks, shred mental health, and chain you to a surveillance state. This isn't a gadget, it's a guillotine, slicing away your freedom and future. The WHO's warnings, X's cries, and The Conversation's science scream the truth: your phone is killing you to enrich elites.If we don't slay this parasite, it'll bury us all in a digital grave, with no one left to mourn the white, Christian soul of civilisation!
https://theconversation.com/your-smartphone-is-a-parasite-according-to-evolution-256795