In this one, I burst out into song, as never before, as it’s Spring time in the Covid commo state, in penal colony New Holland. Apologies to the Carpenters, the old singing duo, not those who work with wood!
“A creepy video shows a teacher making a class of toddlers, all of whom are wearing face coverings, sing a re-purposed nursery rhyme praising the efficacy of masks.
Yes, really.
The teacher, who just by her voice alone you can tell is the ultimate ‘Karen’, tried to get the kids to join in with a version of ‘The Farmer in the Dell,’ but with the words changed to venerate face muzzles.
Virtually all of the children showed absolutely no interest in learning the song.
The lyrics were as follows:
I wear a mask to school
I wear a mask to school
Hi-ho, the derry-o, I wear a mask to school
It helps to keep me safe
It helps to keep me safe
Hi-ho, the derry-o, It helps to keep me safe
It keeps my friends safe
It keeps my friends safe
Hi-ho, the derry-o, it keeps my friends safe.
Yet another reason, as if it were needed, to home-school your kids.
This is all happening while the Attorney General Merrick Garland is instructing the FBI to target parents who speak out at school board meetings, treating them like domestic terrorists.”
May I suggest another version that the kiddies may like more:
The commos make me wear a mask to school
The commos make me wear a mask in the pool
Hi-ho, the derry-o, the commos make me wear a mask to school
It helps to keep me asthmatic
It helps to keep me asthmatic
Hi-ho, the derry-o, it helps to keep me asthmatic
It keeps my friends enslaved
It keeps my friends enslaved
Hi-ho, the derry-o, it keeps my friends enslaved.