The eerie world of evolutionary biology sees parasites as not just hitchhikers but as puppeteers. Toxoplasma gondii, a protozoan lurking in up to 43% of Europeans (and higher in some regions), exemplifies this by hijacking host brains to boost its spread. Famously, it turns rats' cat-fear into fatal attraction, targeting the amygdala for cysts twice as dense as elsewhere. Chimps lose leopard aversion too. Humans? We're not immune. Recent research suggests T. gondii tweaks our personalities, risk-taking, and even sexual behaviours, making infected men more promiscuous and attractive, potentially aiding the parasite's sexual transmission via cysts in semen. This isn't sci-fi; it's a deep dive into how parasites might be subtly (or not-so-subtly) messing with our minds, from jealousy to fetishes. As Peter Frost notes in Aporia Magazine, these manipulators exploit our neural complexity for their lifecycle, raising profound questions about free will, sexuality, and disease.

T. gondii's lifecycle demands feline guts for reproduction, so it evolved tricks to reach cats via intermediate hosts like us. In rodents, it cysts in the amygdala, flipping fear to arousal via dopamine surges or epigenetic tweaks. Humans show parallels: Infected folks react slower to threats (higher crash risk), men get jealous yet promiscuous, women more trusting. Czech studies link it to schizophrenia odds and personality shifts.

Sexual angle? Cysts in male ejaculate enable transmission via sexual routes, unidirectional from male to female, correlating with promiscuity, sex work, and STD prevalence. Infected men appear taller, more masculine (lower 2D:4D ratios), drawing partners, a manipulative edge. Seroprevalence spikes in homosexuals. Evolutionarily, strains adapted for humans (e.g., Type II) may prioritise long-term hosts, emerging as "discreet" manipulators that harm late in life.

Frost speculates other parasites pull strings. Candida albicans, a vaginal coloniser in 70-75% of women, crosses blood-brain barriers, linking to Alzheimer's, MS, and autism via white matter adhesion. In MS, fungal ties (e.g., Candida antibodies, chitotriosidase spikes) suggest brain infiltration, with fungicides like dimethyl fumarate easing symptoms. MS's sexual links (higher in women on contraceptives, HSV-2) hint at STD origins.

For HIV-Associated Neurocognitive Disorders (HAND), circumstantial HIV ties persist even post-ART clearance, perhaps a cofactor like hepatitis C boosts risky sex. Opportunistic brain infections target the limbic system, impairing cognition via homosexuality/bisexuality routes more than IV drugs.

Greg Cochran's 2000 "gay germ" theory posits a pathogen flips male orientation for transmission via more partners, low heritability (20%), no evolutionary fitness for genes, and brain trauma cases support it. Limbic damage (e.g., infections) could rewire attraction, with homophobia as an adaptive avoidance. Evidence? Higher parasite loads (e.g., Toxo) in homosexuals.

Parasites like T. gondii hijack via dopamine boosts, vasopressin tweaks, or amygdala epigenetics, blending fear with arousal. Candida strains vary in virulence, crossing barriers for neuro damage. Long-lived hosts select "discreet" parasites that harm late, mimicking age-related woes. Coevolution: From cat contact 10k years ago to human-adapted strains favouring sexual niches.

If parasites drive behaviors, then rethink disorders: Toxo in schizophrenia, Candida in MS/Alzheimer's. Sexual health must screen "silent" manipulators; evolutionary psychology gains a pathogen lens. Our dense, social world amplifies risks, but awareness could unlock treatments, from antifungals to behavioural insights. The brain-parasite frontier? It's vast, unsettling, and ripe for revolution. And, be careful with cats; don't let them lick you and wash hands after patting.

https://www.aporiamagazine.com/p/are-parasites-messing-with-our-brains