Sure, Ban Milk because it is White, Hence Racist! By James Reed

The way it is going, we are not going to be able to eat or drink anything, since most things are racist. I used to like milk on my cereal too.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8598055/Pauline-Hanson-slams-calls-change-Pauls-Smarter-White-milk.html

“Pauline Hanson has criticised calls to change the name of Pauls 'Smarter White' milk brand because it's offensive to Aboriginal people.

Daily Mail Australia revealed on Monday that Indigenous activist Dr Stephen Hagan wanted the named changed because it suggests 'white people are smarter'.

Dr Hagan was behind a successful campaign to change the name of Coon cheese after the resurgence of the Black Lives Matter movement.

One Nation leader Pauline Hanson today criticised Dr Hagan in a sarcastic Facebook post. 

'Now that the leftists have cancelled cheese and lollies they will be looking for their next target,' she wrote.

'Rumour has it that 'Smarter White Milk' was top of the list but 'Australian White Potatoes' has emerged as a dark horse.

'Which do you think will be next to go, the intolerant lactose or the supremacist spud?+6

'If you think there is a third option that deserves to be here feel free to let me know. Remember, there are no stupid suggestions just stupid activists.'

Senator Hanson added a poll so her supporters could vote on which name they think is more likely to be changed. 

Smarter White Milk - which she dubbed 'Intolerant Lactose' - received 56 per cent of votes.

Australian White potatoes - which she called 'Supremacist Spuds' - got 44 per cent.  

Dr Hagan, a former diplomat and academic, who now works as a social justice consultant, said Pauls's French parent company Lactalis should consider replacing the 'Smarter White' label, which has been used to sell low-fat milk since 2002. 

'Aboriginal people are saying that there's an inference that it's for smart, white people, not for smart, black people,' Dr Hagan told Daily Mail Australia.

'There's a lot of Aboriginal people who take offence, who don't drink that milk because of the interference that it's 'smarter white'.'

Dr Hagan said 'these enlightened times' of the Black Lives Matter movement meant a name change was 'worthy of consideration'.”

I understand. Look, don’t stop there, next on the list should be white bread, and sugar, all of which are unhealthy with racist overtones. Also, semen must be banned, as that is white too. And clouds. And the whites of people’s eyes.

 

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