Global Warming and Cow Toilets! By James Reed

     The competition is hot this week for our politically correct absurdity of the week. How about doing something about farting cows to save the planet?
  https://www.breitbart.com/news/cow-toilets-in-netherlands-aim-to-cut-e-moo-ssions/

“Teaching cows to use the toilet is not the easiest task, but a Dutch inventor is banking on a new bovine urinal to help cut emissions that cause environmental damage. Tests have started on a farm in the Netherlands on the device which collects some of the 15 to 20 litres of urine that the average cow produces a day. That produces huge amounts of ammonia in a country like the Netherlands, which is the world’s second biggest agricultural exporter after the United States.

     Oh, I lost interest quickly because urine is not the big cow problem, the global warmers tell us, but cow farts. That is where the climate changing methane gases are, they say. So, how about putting some sort of carbon capture device upon every cow’s butt, so that all of the outpourings can be caught? Surely someone has done his, since the future of life on earth depends upon stopping cows from farting! This got me so stirred up, that my intestines started rumbling … and you can guess the rest. Then, after washing my hands, I went and began cooking my lunch, a great whopping steak. Steak and six eggs on the plate, I lit a big equally big fire to warm myself, basking in its carbon producing gloss. Nature’s TV.

 

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